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Dramaqueen0905:

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Stranger: hey

You: *breathes*

Stranger: breathing is a good thing

You: *stops breathing*

Stranger: oh noez! we gotta get some help!

You: *isnt breathing still*

Stranger: CALL 911

You: *pretends nothing happened and starts breathing again*

Stranger: ohhh god! are you okay?!?!

You: im fine just crazy today the voice told me to stop

Stranger: what voice?

You: the VOICE

Stranger: WHAT VOICE?!

You: the only voice

Stranger: ...you need therapy

You: DO NOT!

Stranger: YES YOU DO

You: *smacks u*

Stranger: call Dr. Smith. he will give you crazy meds

Stranger: HEY I WILL NOT BE TREATED THAT WAY

Stranger: i am trying to help you

Stranger: don't push away the ones you love

You: *screams*

Stranger: no reason to be screaming

Stranger: what is your name you derranged person?

You: *screams again*

Stranger: i will personally bring you to the doctor if you keep this up

You: *sits as still as a statue*

Stranger: good. now tell me who you are so i can help you right here and now

You: I am Xena warrior princess of the underowrld!

You: underworld*

Stranger: THERAPY HERE WE COME

You: die intruder!

Stranger: *Dr. Smith arrives and takes Xena to a happy little white room*

You: *bites dr. smith and runs away* *gives u a hug* im not leaving

Stranger: aww hugs! i love 'em

Stranger: now if you wanna stay go get me some hot chocolate and cannolis

Stranger: NOW

You: *gets u cereal and a loofa*

Stranger: *slaps across the face* NOW I'M GETTING DR. HOUNDMITH!

You: *slaps back* I hate u!

Stranger: *ties to a bench with handcuffs and calls the doctor*

You: *pulls a houdini and excapes and runs*

Stranger: *gives up and walks away*

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