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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f or m
You: pics on profile.
You: female
You: with webcam
You: wanna chat?
Stranger: ilove you
You: Check out my profile.
Stranger: o wha
You: on omegle
You: my user profile has a ton of pics
Stranger: ooo
You: aren't you a gold member?
Stranger: no
You: oh. I guess you can't view my profile then
You: that sucks
Stranger: yea
You: Go sign up for a gold membership
You: it's $17.99 for a year
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fava beans and a nice chianti

The following submitted by some fucking chick named Anna.


Omegle conversation log
2010-01-29
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hyyy
Stranger: m/f
You: f you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: wanna cyber
You: are you a creepy man
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im 45
You: yay!
You: married?
Stranger: and finger my bellybuton
Stranger: to little boys yes
You: my my scandlous!
Stranger: i lead them to my car sayin i have a puppy
Stranger: but really i just rape them n stuff them in my nap sack
You: thats sooooooo not cool man
Stranger: like hannibal lector
Stranger: im like the modern day jeffery dahmer
Stranger: i eat them sometimes
You: dont know who the fudge that is
You: like Sweeney todd?
Stranger: but mostly i masturbate with their blood
Stranger: no
Stranger: bro
Stranger: hes in jail
You have disconnected.

I heard it in a song once

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hiya\
Stranger: wsupp
You: oh, nothing.
You: Just buring the midnight oil
Stranger: aha
Stranger: same
You: and rubbing my nips
Stranger: lol
You: with chapstick
You: because I heard it in a song.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some guy takes loads

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: speak
You: der sperkferder.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: bonjour
You: i am picking my nose.
You: I ask that you respect that
Stranger: fine
You: well, good.
You: Then, how the fuck are you?
Stranger: I'm fine
You: I got this pill that's got like glue in it.
Stranger: what pill
You: I'm going to feed it to my girl friend.
You: it's this pill.
You: full of white powder
Stranger: then?
You: I'm going to make her snort it
You: and watch her die!
Stranger: geez
You: and then fuck the corpse.
You: Cause I dig that.
Stranger: why don't you fuck her while she still alive?
You: oh...
You: I dunno.
Stranger: Is it better than a corpse?
You: I can't say.
You: Never fucked a live one.
You: I had a booger on my finger...
Stranger: uh huh
You: and it made my cigarette stick to my finger.
You: so I licked it off.
Stranger: yuck
You: problem solved!
Stranger: good
You: I am a fecalist.
You: I collect shit.
You: how very punny.
Stranger: what shit?
You: Care to go out on a date sometime
You: no no, SHIT
You: I collect SHIT
Stranger: ok
Stranger: calm down
You: not like the indefinite term
You: poo poo
You: caca
You: lake titty caca
Stranger: uh huh
You: let's mate
You: so I can eat the baby
You: say something
You: anything
Stranger: hmm
You: make this worth my while
Stranger: well I'm speechless
You: I'm already cumming
Stranger: cumming what?
You: uh
You: cum?
You: Manny suace
You: or sauce, as we call it.
Stranger: is it good>
Stranger: ?
You: is what good?
Stranger: nvm
You: why
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: it's not important
Stranger: it's nothing
You: it is
You: tell me
You: I love you
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: who are you anyway?
You: what kind of question is that?
Stranger: why should I say it to you?
You: I'm the dude, so that's what you call me.
Stranger: you ask me to say it to you?
You: you brought it up, lover.
You: spit it
You: or the dame gets it.
Stranger: geez
Stranger: I'm a man, too
Stranger: I won't said that
You: oui812
You: do you see?
Stranger: what?
You: fuck, you're boring.
Stranger: damn you
You: Please die in a fire.
Stranger: so do you
Stranger: it would be a pleasure
You: so do I what, you fucking foreigner?
Stranger: Please die in an INFERNO
You: This is 'Merica, man.
Stranger: Fuck Amrica
You: Yeah, Amrica sucks DICK
You: fuckin amricans.
You: always stealing and shifty eyed.
Stranger: you know
You: I don't.
Stranger: what do you know?
You: make it snappy, guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So says the asshole having conversations with strangers on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :)
You: yo
Stranger: wuddupp?
You: dicks and titty nipples
Stranger: horny boy?
You: oh
You: no.
Stranger: good.
Stranger: cause if it was, that would of been the 5th conversation i went into that was like that.
You: I'm a horny 18 year old girl with a webcam.
You: Not really.
Stranger: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: ew god.
Stranger: get a fucking life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have a dream

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: once I had this dream
You: I was sitting in a black room
Stranger: 。。
You: and all the lights were off
You: accept for this red one above my head
You: and in the room there were no doors
Stranger: en
You: suddenly, capt. Kirk walks in
You: and I don't know how he got there
You: and he's naked
Stranger: capt.？
You: Kirk, you faggot.
You: KIRK
You: Listen
You: Pay attention
You: and he's naked, right.
You: And there is a lamb in front of me
You: it's small and crying
You: and kirk has this unrealisticly large dick
You: and he starts face-fucking the lamb
You: only, he's like feeding it his dick
Stranger: lll
Stranger: lasjldksdj
Stranger: lkfjgsalkdfg
Stranger: ；dkfjskjgdklhsa
You: Dude
You: liste
You: listen
You: and he keeps morphing into the virgin Mary
Stranger: watch
You: and the sheep keeps turning into Jesus
You: but as a child.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kljsalkf
Stranger: be quick
You: ok ok
You: and mary is tit feeding baby jesus
Stranger: quick！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！1
You: then kirk is jamming his cock down adult christ's mouth
Stranger: stop
You: and by now, I'm in utter hottot
Stranger: gay！
You: horror
You: but I can't stop masturbating
You: and then, abel, or who I assume is abel appears and fucking murders kirk.
Stranger: you are a horror
You: He cuts his fucking head off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stupid Shit @ Work

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Well, HELLO!
You: How are you?
You: Fancy meeting you here.
You: How long has it been, June?
You: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
You: TALK TO ME!!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: BOO
You: I'm weeping.
Stranger: IM BORED
You: Me too.
You: Let's fuck each others tits.
Stranger: :'( tear tear
Stranger: yummy
You: I just farted.
You: It smells like harvest chedder.
Stranger: oh goody
You: Want a bite?
You: I KNEW IT!
You: Sicko.
Stranger: SUCK MY COCK
You: With Michael Moore. Oreo.
You: You cock does not suit me.
You: Grow.
Stranger: ITS HUGE
You: I mean it.
Stranger: 9"
You: Not big enough.
You: I've heard that's pretty small.
You: I can't actually see anything though
Stranger: its 23456765432"
You: Whoa.
You: My vagina is made of Precambrian
Stranger: yum
You: Sloop it, clit bitch
You: I'm... mentally divergent
You: Care to tango?
Stranger: my dick is erect
You: eww.
You: Get the children out of your room.
Stranger: suck ma balls biatch
Stranger: im no michael jackson cuntface
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: really
Stranger: and truely
You: Lies.
Stranger: make me cum on ur face
Stranger: my cum tastes like candy
You: like dick tickles
Stranger: mmmmm
You: cumberbund.
You: Plap
You: Bithquap
You: and, you're a gay.
Stranger: fuckface cuntwhore
Stranger: BYE BIATCH
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