Monday, September 28, 2009

New Vagina

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome
Stranger: hi there
You: What do you say?
You: want me jack you off?
Stranger: that depends
Stranger: you a girl or a guy?
You: I'm a filthy pig.
You: But I have A VAGINA!
Stranger: yeah, I don't believe it for one second :D
You: it's new.
You: I just got it.
You: still has that new car smell
Stranger: not bad. Did it come with anti game-losing technology?
You: I don't know what that means
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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