Sunday, July 22, 2012

Night of the Bots

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy [:
Stranger: hey:) asl?
You: 19 F
Stranger: same
You: Are you horny?
Stranger: yeah!
You: wanct 2 watch me uhmm . . . play wfith my wet pussy on cam 4 you? ;
You: No, I'm kidding.
You: I have a prolapsed rectum
You: Wanna watch me on cam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo.
You: Sup, candy milk?
Stranger: Normal conversation
You: That's right.
You: Now, what's the topic?
Stranger: Sup beautiful
Stranger: Soccer
You: Fuck soccer.
Stranger: Fuck u
You: FUCK.
Stranger: Im a girl wat a doosh
You: Next topic.
You: I don't play sports.
You: I'm a big fat fatty.
Stranger: Then ur fuckin lame
You: With coco titties.
Stranger: Fuckin fat fuck
You: Rub em
You: Taste like caramel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Go.
You: GO!!
Stranger: heyy [:
You: Yes.
You: Hey indeed.
Stranger: 19 female
You: Well, that'
You: that's great to hear.
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Isn't there a law against that?
Stranger: wanct 2 watch me uhmm . . . play wfith my wet pussy on cam 4 you? ;)
You: How about you play with your puppy?
You: I'm more of a dog person.
Stranger: http://live4us.com/link/3dfc
You: And why is your pussy wet?
Stranger: you gt a uhmmm.. . user nasme the,re?
You: Cats don't like water?
You: I mean, maybe yours does.
Stranger: and we can cydb.er
You: cydb.er?
Stranger: i am goion 2 gett off here & go setup my cam now
You: You're a terrible bot.
Stranger: i wilbl be waiting for you
You: Shit in my mouth.
You: IN MY MOUTH!!!!
You have disconnected.