Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Drama, as I'm a call her now, sends me this little business:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: HALLO
You: i slay beetles
You: u can call me beetle slayer cuz thats wat i do
You: i slay beetles
Stranger: OMG THATS SICK
Stranger: I SLAY DRAGONS
You: yeah there was this once that there were so many and after i was done there were like beetle bodies everwhere
You: beetles are much harder enemies
Stranger: oh i would agree!
Stranger: where are you from, beetle slayer?
You: inside an igloo somewhere...
Stranger: CANADA?
You: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im from canada :)
You: wat part?
Stranger: ONTARIO :D
You: BOING
You: SPROING
Stranger: OY
You: can mermaid beetle slayers use pogo sticks?
Stranger: YES!
You: i forgot to tell u... im an elf
You: dont eat me!@
Stranger: really!? cause im prince caspian!
You: really? amazing
Stranger: i know right
You: im impressed mortal
Stranger: thank you
You: *cough up a hairball*
Stranger: Oy
Stranger: where you from , elf
You: an igloo i told u that
You: an igloo out in cyberspace
You: i live in your computer!
You: in an igloo...
Stranger: i thought elves lived with santa claus
You: cracker... that old fashioned
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm right
You: r u a ghost?
Stranger: no no im telling you im prince caspian!
You: a prince caspian ghost?
Stranger: NO A PRINCE CASPIAN WIZARD
You: OMG *dies*
Stranger: i know i get that alot
You: *dies again*
You have disconnected.