Drunk mom

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how goes it
Stranger: mehhhhhhhhh
You: yeah
You: me too
You: I just got dumped by my girl friend
Stranger: sux for u
You: it dies
You: I mean does
You: I got caught sleeping with her mom
Stranger: WTF!?!?
You: Her mom came on to me
Stranger: wutever
You: what was I supposed to do?
Stranger: slap that bitch! its her freakin' mom!
You: Her mom is hot.
You: She's a milf.
You: and plus I was really drunk
You: she got me drunk
Stranger: wutever ur discusting
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