Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Pop the Cork

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi..
You: last conversation
You: make it a good one.
Stranger: from???
You: Port Fuxton.
Stranger: where is it???
You: In the Isle of Shland
Stranger: are u female???
You: Near New Kirkcameron
You: I was.
You: I cut off my vagina.
Stranger: why??
You: and replaced it with a spandex truck.
You: Pop the cork!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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