Uncut

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: I'm in need of a rub down

You: care to use your fingers?

Stranger: perhaps would you be a woman?

You: If it would make your night, I would be.

You: Just don't rub down the crotch area

Stranger: what would you think of circumcision

You: I'm a little old for it, but I'd give it a try.

Stranger: you would cut off the skin?

You: Right here?

You: Like while you watch?

Stranger: oh im just askin.

Stranger: your uncut right

You: Well, no...

You: But we could go for a second try.

Stranger: so your loose cut?

You: is that a type of sandwich?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.