Fucking Germans

Another submission from Dramaqueen0905, who's quickly becoming my odd partner in crime, because she's actually funny.


Stranger: hallo
You: kq!
Stranger: sprichst du deustch?
You: Totally!
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: ?
You: wtf did u ssay?
Stranger: hahah ok.
Stranger: NEVERMINF
Stranger: D
You: minf?
You: miiinf
Stranger: D^^
Stranger: neverminD
You: DDDDD
Stranger: yep
Stranger: exactly
You: sprichst du deutsch?
Stranger: yes
You: wat did i say?
Stranger: ich spreche deutsch
You: of course Pablo
Stranger: you said "do you speak german"
Stranger: you learn something new everyday!
You: ok as long as i didnt like agree to have sex with u or to play with llamas or watev
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you know any foreign languages?
You: si me gusta espanol y pig latin
Stranger: ig-pay atin-lay?
You: si! muy bien
Stranger: coo
Stranger: l
You: !!!