Not What You Say

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i'm tireds
Stranger: aw
You: let's go sweepy
You: and then I'll your crotch.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what will u do to my crotch?
You: I'll your crotch.
Stranger: ?
You: ok...
You: why are you confused?
Stranger: nothin
You: Can't you the whole thing?
Stranger: yeah of course
You: ok
You: so does this sound to you?
Stranger: what?
You: I'm pregnant.
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