Sunday, September 27, 2009

Hey Kid

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Stranger: say hey kid one more time
You: say hione more time
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You: hey kid
Stranger: beat ya
You: FUCK!!!!
Stranger: it okay dont worry about it
You: no. it's all over
Stranger: oh ya your right
You: now what am I going to do?
Stranger: i don;t know
You: hey kid
Stranger: good try
You: :(
Stranger: were done with that
You: noooooo
Stranger: i know right
You: so, blojobs?
Stranger: nah thats to akward
You: REENT DEE DEEDLE DEENT DE!!
Stranger: what
You: I like to sing.
Stranger: oh cool
You: I do that
You: My name is Lisa Loeb
Stranger: thats a weird name
You: It is
You: It's made of rich, creamy nougat
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: i love nougat
Stranger: small world
You: woot
You: let's get married
You: I'll bring the lube and shotguns
Stranger: nah
Stranger: do you go to BU
You: hey kid
You: what's BU?
Stranger: a college
You: I don't think
Stranger: someone from bu asked me to marry them to
You: No, dude.
You: I go to the college of hard knocks
Stranger: nice
You: I'm a rebel enforcer
Stranger: killed anyone?
You: Lot
You: lots and lots
You: nobody REAL
You: but none the less, I'm a full on killa!
Stranger: oh good
You: need some one iced??
You: killa killa
You: Hey kid
Stranger: no
Stranger: im good
You: fat or whatever
You: pimp and such
Stranger: hey som im gonna go now i have pshych homework and my mom doesn;t want me talking to rebel enforcers
You: Fuck your mom
Stranger: she says you folks are bad news bears
You: she's a pussy
You: I'll roll her
Stranger: wow
You: or whatever it is I NORMALLY do
You: to crying ass moms
Stranger: thats why you rebel enforces are such bad folks
You: yup
You: nod nod
Stranger: my mom is a respectable woman
You: stay up, young student
Stranger: okay
You: we rebel enforcer types don't like respect
Stranger: you have a great day killing fake people
You: hey kid
Stranger: bye
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You: hey kid
Stranger: see ya
You: hey kid
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