I'm 45, bro.

Stranger: dobro dan
You: Yes.
You: I do agree.
Stranger: good
You: And then, tomorrow, bukake.
Stranger: perfect!
You: Have you accepted the lord as your personal savior?
Stranger: you know, i used to think bukkake was pronounced "buck cake"
You: Boo Cake EE
Stranger: boo kah kee
You: Boo Cake EE
Stranger: nah bro
You: True story.
Stranger: got any weed?
You: So, Jesus?
Stranger: yeah i mean i like the dude
Stranger: but his followers
Stranger: meh
You: Cool shit, man.
You: Me and jesus...
You: We're fucking BROS man.
Stranger: right now?
Stranger: i thought jesus didnt like that gay stuff
You: He comes over, gives me back rubs...
You: Nothing gay, dude.
Stranger: well how can you fuck bros
You: Don't call jesus gay, man.
Stranger: and not be gay
You: We're not FUCKING bros.
Stranger: you're the one who said you and jesus were involved in an orgy with bros
You: We're fucking BROS, man.
You: Come on, dude.
You: Be adult about this.
Stranger: so confused rght now
Stranger: so anyway
Stranger: you go to new life church or something?
You: Yeah.
You: Oh, wait, no.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why not
You: What's that?
You: I don't go to church, bro.
Stranger: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=new+life+church
You: I can't click that link, bro.
Stranger: copy paste homre
Stranger: hombre*
Stranger: so lemme guess
You: Oh, I don't do that.
Stranger: you're a highschool kid
You: That sounds kinda gay.
Stranger: what does
You: No way, bro. School's for losers.
Stranger: good!
You: Copy/paste.
Stranger: at least there are some smart kids out there
You: I am also 45.
Stranger: cool beans
You: Yeah, bro, beans.
You: Beans are the shit.
Stranger: what do you do mr 45
You: What do you mean, bro?
Stranger: job
Stranger: what do you do
You: Jobs are for losers, bro.
Stranger: hm yeah you're not 45
You: Who has a job?
You: Jobs are kinda gay, bro.
Stranger: i dont like you much
Stranger: you use gay as a pegorative too much
You: I almost called you "bto", dude.
Stranger: and say bro quite a lot
You: But you're not BTO.
You: Pegorative.
Stranger: or maybe
Stranger: pejorative
You: That sounds like it might be a little gay, bro.
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