Friday, February 25, 2011

Another brush with /b/?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What's up, lover of the arts?
Stranger: greetings
You: How you doin' today?
Stranger: i have a question for you, before any of that
You: yeah, go.
You: shoot.
Stranger: go where?
Stranger: shoot what?
You: Ask away, fine young cannibal.
Stranger: what is .... op ?
You: Original poster, I assume.
Stranger: well you are wrong,
You: What's it mean?
Stranger: and im sorry about this.
Stranger: i really am
You: Does it mean, opereator?
Stranger: that shall remain a secret.
Stranger: *gets shot gun out*
You: Does it mean "opera"?
Stranger: *shoots in the ear*
Stranger: no more guessing.
You: Who did you shoot in the ear?
Stranger: im sorry.
Stranger: i need to kill everyone infected.
Stranger: including you.
You: Because, and I only say this because of my deep love for you, I have not been shot.
Stranger: now i gotta run
Stranger: you have.
Stranger: im sorry,
You: and I think it's important...
Stranger: theres no denying it
You: that you know...
Stranger: i have 2 shots left
You: You're crazy.
Stranger: good bye

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