12 inch dick

Stranger: hi im 18 m aust lookin for dirty chat with female
You: k
You: so what's up?
Stranger: k what
Stranger: nm u
You: Get down with the fuck talk, baby.
Stranger: ok i have 12 inches hard and 8 flop
You: Is that true?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is
You: Wow.
You: Does that do it for most girls?
You: a 12 inch dick
Stranger: yea normally
You: I'd think that would be like fucking a horse
Stranger: yea but the horse doesnt bounce
You: I don't get it.
Stranger: when i fuck i make u bounce horses dont
You: So, do most girls you fuck scream in pain?
Stranger: yea
You: well,you're going to have to convince me why that's hot
You: I can't see how getting pounded by a 12 inch cock is hot.
You: do you do porn?
You: with your magic penis
Stranger: nope
You: oh.
Stranger: leave it private
You: You should, since most people don't have 12 inch dicks.
Stranger: i know but it sucks making porn homemade porn is different
You: Yeah, I know. I only have a six inch penis.
Stranger: kool
You: right above my clit.
Stranger: sxc
You: I have a penis and a vagina
Stranger: cool id tap dat
You: I could fuck you while you fuck me
Stranger: that i would not do
You: aww
You: c'mon
You: a little ass play is fun
You: you'll like it
You: because I rule
Stranger: no its not i like my ass the way it is and anal is disgusting
You: why?
You: Why is it disgusting?
You: Poop?
Stranger: pretty much and a penis isnt ment to go in their
You: yeah it is.
You: It's a hole, isn't it?
Stranger: yes but its not natural
You: HA
You: Neither is a 12 inch dick
You: but it's ok, because I don't have both
Stranger: i know but im proud of it
You: I would be too.
Stranger: at college i have a nickname from the girls
Stranger: yowie
You: Creepy rapist?
Stranger: cause its hardly ever seen and when it is it excites u
You: night stalker?
Stranger: no night fucker
You: Dude, nobody would fuck you.
You: You're on omegle lying about your dick size.
You: loser.
Stranger: no im not your just jealous
You: HA
You: I'm a girl.
You: stupid.
You: What do I have to be jealous about?
Stranger: still your jealous that your inceswt dad dont have one as big as mine
You: my inceswt dad?
You: What's that mean?
Stranger: incest
You: ohhh.
Stranger: duh
You: No, my dads dick is pretty small.
You: but he eats pussy good.
You: We fuck all the time.
Stranger: cool
You: wanna watch?
You: we post in on the internet.
Stranger: no ill pass incest isnt fun
You: tell that to my orgasms.
You: and by dad, I mean my dog.
Stranger: sxc i luv doggy style
You: my dog and I fuck CONSTANTLY
You: he gets that claw in, and humps crazy fast
Stranger: cool
You: meanwhile, all the patrons at the bar jerk off on my face
You: sweet!
You: slurp
Stranger: ok now your just being a slut
You: I am a slut
Stranger: ok then bye
You: but you wanted to fuck with a girl on the internet
You: wait a second
Stranger: not anymore sluts arent fun
You: you were looking to degrade a woman online, but you don't want a slut?
You: What the fuck is wrong with you?
You: get your shit together, kid
Stranger: kid how old r u
You: 14
Stranger: exactly im 18 u slut
You: you're mean
You: but I guess when you have a 12 inch dick...
You: pfft
You: lol
You: I bet you have a baby dick
You: the size of my thumb