CAPS, BABY!!!

Stranger: hey
You: HEY!!!!!!!
Stranger: asl
You: I FUCKING LOVE ASL!
You: WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: can you make me horny?
You: I LOVE MAKING YOU HORNY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: HI!!!
Stranger: asl plz
You: I LOVE ASL!!!
You: I LOVE PLZ!!!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: so what is ur asl?
You: MY ASL IS BIG!!!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
You: GO! TALK TO ME!
Stranger: so suck ur big ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: OK! GO!
You: TALK!!!
Stranger: hi
You: C'MON, TIME'S WASTING.
You: HI!!!
You: HOW ARE YOU?!?
Stranger: what
You: WHAT!
You: I AGREE!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: helllllllloooooooooo
Stranger: i next'
You: HI!!!
You: OK, SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
You: YES!
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
You: AWESOME!
Stranger: love u
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
You: I LOVE YOU!!!
You: OK, WHAT ELSE?
Stranger: i want u to fuck me
You: WIN!!!
You: I'M FUCKING YOU!!!
You: OH GOD!!!
You: I'M... I'M...
You: And I came.
Stranger: so early
Stranger: shit
Stranger: wtf
You: I'M FUCKING YOU AGAIN!!!
You: OH GOD! OH GOD!
You: YES!!!
You: THIS IS AWESOME!!!
You: I'M FUCKING YOU SO HARD!!!
Stranger: what is awesome
You: I'M SO GOOD AT FUCKING!!!
Stranger: ya u r
You: THIS IS THE BEST SEX YOU'VE EVER HAD!!!
You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!
You: I'M TOTALLY FUCKING YOU WITH THE APPROPRIATE SEX ORGAN!!!
You: OH! I'M GOING TO SHOOT MY LOAD AGAIN, FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!
Stranger: dont stop
Stranger: m done
You: IN A FEW MINUTES BECAUSE YOU SAID NOT TO STOP!!!
Stranger: give ur gmail id
You: OH NO, YOU JUST CAME, BUT NOW I CAN'T STOP HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!!!
You: OH FUCK!!! I'M NOW PHYSICALLY STUCK IN THE HOLE I PUT MY SEX ORGAN IN!!!
You: Seriously. Get help. I'm stuck.
Stranger: how can i help u
You: Get a towel, a bucket of ice and a hot pocket. This is going to take a minute.
Stranger: k
Stranger: now do it
You: DO WHAT???
You: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REQUEST!!!
Stranger: tk ur sex organ out
You: wait. What?
Stranger: gimme ur email id
You: WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU MY EMAIL???
You: ARE YOU A RUSSIAN HACKER?
Stranger: nope
You: WHY FOR THE EMAIL?
Stranger: k
You: man, seriously, this is dragging out now.
You: Don't you know that this is only funny if you quit the conversation?
You: You're fucking up my timing over here, kid.
Stranger: k
You: I don't normally edit these conversations, but I might edit this one.
Stranger: k
Stranger: ur wish
You: just because you're so damn boring.
Stranger: k
You: ok. you're going to make me disconnect.
Stranger: k
You: and that's really very sad.
Stranger: do it
You: I will.
You: watch me.
Stranger: k
You: Watch.
Stranger: k
You: I'm going to do it.
Stranger: k
You: right now
Stranger: k
Stranger: i love the way u r
You: I am really creeped out now.
Stranger: k
You: ok. that's it.
Stranger: k
You: I'm out.
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected

Stranger: asl?
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: YEAH!!!!!!
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: YEAH!!!!!
You: OH MY GOD!!!
Stranger: WHAT!!!
You: I LOVE OMEGLE!!!
Stranger: ME TOO!!!!
You: I LOVE TALKING!!!
Stranger: NO WAY SO DO I!!!
You: AWESOME!!!
You: YOU'RE FUCKING GREAT!!!
Stranger: YOU TOO!!!
You: OK!!! I'M LEAVING NOW!!!
Stranger: WAIT!!!
You: WHAT?!?
Stranger: add me on facebook!!!!
You: I REALLY HAVE TO SHIT!!!
Stranger: EVAN PERKINS LOOK ME UP!!!!
You: WHY?!?
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR FUCKIN AWESOM!!!!!
You: I KNOW!!!
Stranger: SO DO ITT!!! after you take a shit
You: LOOK YOURSELF UP!!! ON OMEGLEFAIL.BLOGSPOT.COM!!!
You have disconnected.