AIDS Cat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i like you
You: cool
You: im not sure if i like you yet
Stranger: why ?
You: well.
Stranger: :'(
You: im not easily impressed as you it seems
You: whut up
Stranger: WHUT UP BITCH
Stranger: WHUT UP
You: whuuut!
Stranger: WHUT UP
Stranger: WHUT UP
Stranger: WHUT UP
You: WHUTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: you mean "shut up" i guess
Stranger: YOU're fat
Stranger: FAT
You: aww thanks
Stranger: FAAAAAAATY
You: haha
Stranger: ur welcome
Stranger: little bitch
You: sometimes i guess
Stranger: oh come on, lets fight
Stranger: douchebag
You: i dont know how
Stranger: coz youre a cunt
You: probably thats the reason
Stranger: oh god
You: i thought you said you liked me
Stranger: i did not anymore
You: menopause much
Stranger: wtf
You: sorry
You: its apersonal thing i know
Stranger: i fucked you cat last night
You: woah i wondered where she went
Stranger: right to my bed, jimmy
You: shes not declawed u know... be carful
Stranger: once my tongue in her asshole, she got declawed
Stranger: dont worry abt it
You: ew.... you just got cat aids
You: sorry to say...
Stranger: LOL MEDICAL FAIL
You: LOL
Stranger: aids is caused by HIV ( HUMAN immudificeience virus)
Stranger: HUMAN
Stranger: learn medecine
Stranger: bitch
You: there are feline aids as well...
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you idiot
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_immunodeficiency_virus
Stranger: wtf
You: soo.. yeha
Stranger: you created this page
You: poor fluffy
You: how did i in one second?
Stranger: you started talking abt aids
Stranger: you knew ill say it
You: no i dindt...
You: why would i know yould talk about licking my cats ass?
You: i should expect that from you
Stranger: nevertheless, HIV cannot pass from feline to human
Stranger: you FAILED
You: haha you read my fake wiki page!
Stranger: nope
You: HSHAHAHAHA
Stranger: it just cant be transmissible
Stranger: we dont have same immunical system
You: HAHAHAHH! READ MY WIKI PAGE
Stranger: omg
You: HA HA
Stranger: you wrote this page in english, chinese, french, spanish, italian,...
You: duhh you even said i did
Stranger: youre the best, buddy!
You: right on!
Stranger: so your cat gonna die ?
Stranger: sry abt that bro
You: you got her now. once you rape a cat shes ur problem
Stranger: no way
Stranger: wher r u from ?
You: around
Stranger: no i mean from what country ?
You: you know somewhere next to that lake and stuff
Stranger: please tell me
You: i just did!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what lake ?
You: you cant send the cat back
You: shes urs now so just drop it
Stranger: i wont send it back
Stranger: ill eat her for my monday brunch
Stranger: wher do u live ?
You: shes got aids man... thats gross
Stranger: nononon
Stranger: let me guess
Stranger: youre from ....
Stranger: ...
Stranger: .... CUBA
Stranger: right ?
You: haha i wish
Stranger: ho
You: actually i dont
Stranger: so youre a socialist
Stranger: but you dont live in a socialist country
You: whats that mean?
Stranger: then youre from ... RUSSIA
You: my countrys socialist!
Stranger: oh
You: no..
Stranger: england ?
You: or not
Stranger: usa ?
You: or yeah usa is so socialist
Stranger: uruguay ?
You: thats not a country silly
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: learn geography bitch
You: nah dee im good
You: i dont like learning about made up lord of the rings countries
Stranger: wtf
You: you know frodo and shit
You: had a ring and scar on his head
Stranger: uruguay ( or URU-GAY) is in south america
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: you dont know whatyoure talking abt
You: he wore glasses and had sex with horses
You: you know
Stranger: nono
You: yes!
Stranger: you saw "Lord of the pussies"
Stranger: porn version
You: i dont think so
Stranger: as you speak a perfect english, you come from UK, ireland, usa, canada, SF or australia
You: not perfect
Stranger: coz your FAT
You: that will do that to you
Stranger: id say .. UK
Stranger: am i right ???
You: ...
Stranger: god i hate UK
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: ....
Stranger: ...
You: ...cool
Stranger: you lost
You: atleast i never had sex with an aids cat
You: soo...
You: yeah
Stranger: cat are always horny
You have disconnected.
Submitted 4/18/10 by Melissa B