Click my Link

You: Hey, how are ya, fuckface?
Stranger: very good cock sucker
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
Stranger: see that link
Stranger: click it now or forever be a faggot
You: Shit.
Stranger: DO YOU HEAR ME BITCHCAKES
You: I don't got no dick.
Stranger: CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738

http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738

http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
Stranger: THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU
You: hey, shit for brains, I don't HAVE A DICK
Stranger: Well fucking sucks to be you
You: Nope.
You: I have a vagina.
Stranger: I PERSONALY DONT CARE
Stranger: JUST CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
You: why are you yelling?
Stranger: I DONT CARE IF YOUR A GIRL OR NOT
Stranger: JUST FUCKING CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
You: We're in a chat room, guy.
Stranger: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME WOMAN
You: Man, the link won't click.
Stranger: THEN COPY AND PASTE IT INTO THE LITTLE URL BOX
Stranger: ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU CANT DO THIS BASIC FUNTCTION
You: I don't know how.
Stranger: PROVE ME WRONG AND OD IT
Stranger: *DO IT
You: You just called me stupid and misspelled function.
You: Moving on.
Stranger: YEP
Stranger: IM ON CRUSE CONTROL MOTHER FUCKER
You: How do I copy and paste?
You: This is my first computer.
You: I'm also only 12.
Stranger: NOW EITHER YOU RIGHT CLICK AND CLICK COPY THEN RIGHT CLICK AGAIN IN THE URL BOX AND SELECT PASTE OR I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A BAT WITH RUSTY NAILS STICKING OUT
You: What's a right click?
Stranger: DONT MAKE ME USE THE BAT
You: Stop yelling at me!!!
You: I want to use your link!!!
Stranger: I WILL WHEN YOU GO TO THE WEBSITE
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
You: I don't know HOW!!!!
You: Help me!!!
You: What's a right click?
Stranger: ITS WHERE YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS INTO YOUR VAG AND PUSH IT IN AND OUT
Stranger: DO THIS NOW
You: I'll have you know, that's not appropriate.
Stranger: I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS APPROPRIATE
Stranger: AND IT SURE AS FUCK IT
You: and also, it's not helping me get to your website.
You: I think my mom is calling the police.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.