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You: hey bro
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Stranger: damn you hey
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Stranger: hahahah i dont want to have a big dick
You: oh.
You: Well, that kind of fucks up my whole deal.
You: Want to see a chick make out with a goat?
You: Want to see short videos of people getting hurt?
You: Want to make a million dollars from my African uncle?
Stranger: hahahahha no thanks
You: how about barely legal teens getting hot and horny?
You: Want to know your credit score, and what it means to you?
Stranger: hey are you campaign?
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You: please click the link
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Stranger: where is the link?
You: I am the internets.
You: Sorry, link is not currently functional.
Stranger: hmmmm
You: You may have a pop-up blocker active in your browser.
Stranger: oowh i dont have yet
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You: And other associated terms
Stranger: i didnt have
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