First:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: u dont make sense to me
Stranger: hi
Stranger: is that so!!
You: yes it is
Stranger: i think u re a guy!!
You: i think ur a mushroom
Stranger: nope a peacock
You: damn
Stranger: so bu bu byeeeeeee
You: NO
You: dont leave
Stranger: so ur name??
You: I have no name
You: my parents gave me no name
Stranger: byeeeeeeeee
You: BO
Then:
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Stranger: 炎
You: skware!
Stranger: 祀邸祀邸ㄐ
You: more skwares!
Stranger: why
You: idk u put them there ask urself
You: maybe they have prizes inside we should open them
Stranger: by the way, lets talk about histiory
As well as:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I'm a duck
Stranger: m/f?
You: uh... depends
In addition to:
Stranger: ASL NOW BITCH
You: ASL NOW BITCH
Stranger: OK
Stranger: F UCK
Stranger: 16/M/FL
You: OK F UCK
Stranger: COME RAPE ME ;d
Stranger: IN THE BUTT
You: 16/M/FL
You: creep
Plus:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m egypt
You: EGYPTIAN
You: moose
Stranger: u?
You: i come from the land of many bubbles
You: *bubble bubble bubble*
You: speak spot
Stranger: really
Stranger: asl ?
You: 16/ female/ land of many bubbles
Stranger: ok can we talk on msn i'm not a cyber or nothig just want to make friends and ..... know about bubbles ;)
You: u r a weird little person
Stranger: why u said that
You: r u a cowboy or an indian?
Stranger: non of that
Stranger: i'am a normal one
You: nonagons have 9 sides!
Stranger: u are freak
You: thank you
You: I love freaks
Stranger: do u want to talk on msn ot not :@
You: I have a pet robot
Stranger: what ?
You: his name is Juju and he does my laundry
Stranger: can we talk on msn
You: I cant speak
You: i can only type
Stranger: on can we type there
You: only if i get cotten candy
Stranger: what mean by that ?
You: cotten candy? its the candy of fluffyness! how dare u not know about that stuff
Stranger: are udrunk
You: i used to be love drunk but now im hungover love u forever but now its over
You: ill get u drunk get u love drunk off my humps
You: pick your poison
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: i will not drunk ever
Stranger: i'm muslim
You: MOOOO
You: cows go MOOOOO
Stranger: what ?
You: cows say MOOOO
Stranger: as u say exactly
Stranger: u are cow
You: im a purple people eater
Meanwhile:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: ROMEO?
Stranger: JULIET?
You: YES
Stranger: YESS
You: LOL I FOUND U
Stranger: GET ON THE FUCKIN BED AND LETS FUCKIN MAKE BABIES
You: OMG I LOVE U
Stranger: I WANNA MAKE BABIES
Stranger: GET ON THE BED
You: WHY?
Stranger: BECAUSE
You: *sits on bed*
Stranger: GET THE WHIP
Stranger: PED CREAM
Stranger: SICLE WITH
Stranger: JIZZLEJAZZLE
Stranger: AND FARTSAUCE
Fuck:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i dont like clowns
Stranger: Good for you
Stranger: :
Stranger: :p
You: ur not a clown is disguise r u?
Stranger: nope
You: r u sure?
Stranger: yep
You: are u absitively posilutely sure?
Stranger: 100 million trillion billion percent :D
You: ok I trust u...
Stranger: :)
You: *eats a goldfish*
Stranger: yum
You: its especially yummy if u eat them alive
Stranger: I bet it is
You: Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are soft and taste good in ketchup
You: *balances a pickle on ur head*
All that goes directly into your mouth.
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