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Stranger: CHIPMUNK LOOKIN ASS

You: I know, right?

You: Fucking chipmunks.

Stranger: sounds swell

You: Chimpunks

You: They're faggots

Stranger: no

You: they do gay stuff.

Stranger: i like how you spell chimpunks

Stranger: chimps/punks

Stranger: same diff

You: I spell it that way because I am very awesome

You: and a lot of people like me

Stranger: NO DOUBT

You: I'm really popular in my high school.

You: I have like 50 facebook friends.

Stranger: VOTED BEST SMILE AND BEST BOD

You: No, I don't get voted on.

You: I'm home schooled.

Stranger: sorry ur highness

Stranger: U WIN

You: WOOT

You: berm ber bermpa berm berm!!!

Stranger: WEEZY WAYNE WOULD B PROUD

You: who's he?

Stranger: NVM.

You: I should know him

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQwXoL9s6c

You: I can't visit youtube.

Stranger: WHY THE....

You: my mom doesn't let me

Stranger: AW WELL SHIT

You: she says that youtube is a bad influnce.

Stranger: IT IS

You: that it's immoral and full of socially corrupt images

Stranger: NEEDS 2 B VIEWED THO

Stranger: we pop em like orville redenbacher

You: Pop what?

Stranger: EM

You: em?

You: what's an em

Stranger: ALL OF EM

You: ?

Stranger: DEM BITCHES

You: I'm very confused.

Stranger: AW

You: Are you yelling at me?

Stranger: *givez you weezy f baby tutor*

Stranger: SARRI

You: Are you speaking english?

You: I really can't understand you

You: Are you from another country?

You: I love other cultures

Stranger: ENGRISH

Stranger: ***

Stranger: im a murdera..........

You: ok, you must be mentally handicapped

Stranger: youre FUCKIN Right i am

Stranger: i deserve to be treated equally

You: simmer down, sir.

You: Don't get drool on your keyboard.

Stranger: IM NOT A SIR

Stranger: i usually only drool when im napping in class

You: Well, you are totally stupid.

Stranger: totez.

Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW SHIT SIR

Stranger: THIS ISNT MY COMPLETE IDENTITY

You: So if you're a girl, you should get a smart man to wed you.

Stranger: JUDGING OVER OMEGLE=COOL

You: I'm not passing a judgment

You: I'm just reacting to your foolishness.

Stranger: "YOU ARE TOTALLY STUPID"

Stranger: JUDGIST

You: Rapist.

Stranger: nudist

You: Poopist

Stranger: i cant even........................

You: I know.

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