call me Churlish

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You: Don't stop!

You: Believing

Stranger: hold on to that feeeeeeling

Stranger: streeeet light

Stranger: peeeople

You: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

You: rectally

You: nanana na nanana

You: I don't know the words.

You: somethin somethin soooooooomethin

Stranger: nice

You: that's about right.

You: So, wanna get naked?

You: My two inch penis is mildly hard now.

You: It's pumping like a small thing with stuff in it.

Stranger: oh man

You: GROSS

You: right?

You: fucking wow.

You: I know. I'm reading it too.

You: What a fucking weird thing to say.

Stranger: no not really

You: Don't contradict me please.

You: I work very hard to keep this house clean.

You: and I refuse to let my child tell me what to do.

You: if you're going to live in my house, you'll live by my rules.

Stranger: well this is all over the place now isnt it

You: I guess so.

You: Shit.

You: Have you ever been on a sailboat?

You: I haven't.

Stranger: yep

You: I cry sometimes.

Stranger: it's pleasant

You: When I think about that.

Stranger: that's ok.

Stranger: oh.

You: I don't cry for any other reason.

You: I'm fairly confused, emotionally.

You: Also, I'm on fire.

You: There are very bright lights flashing in my facial bits.

Stranger: you also seem to have a problem prioritizing information

You: hmm...

You: that's an interesting point I'd not thought of before.

You: How might one overcome this obstacle

You: would I be able to do it with a skateboard?

You: Or maybe some low-fat milk?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: both of those things would worl

Stranger: work

You: please attend to my personal needs.

Stranger: in fact, only those things will work

You: My name is churlish.

Stranger: that's an absurd name

You: I've swam the Euphrates

You: and why do you say that?

Stranger: and why do you ask why do i say that?

You: I don't understand the question.

You: Please state again, but differently.

Stranger: i question your questioning

You: Look, his pants are far too tight.

You: You can see his genitals.

Stranger: i'd say that's your biggest selling point

You: Good

You: Let's play turbo jump rope.

You: I find that the best pick-up line to use is "Let me get up in them guts"

You: Would you like to exchange phone numbers?

You: You new one is 10-10-9-2-20

You: your*

You: I'll be taking the old one now.

You: Bebe.

You: That's your name now.

You: BEBE

Stranger: i dont think thats how phone numbers work

You: I do.

You: I know. I am one.

You: Bebe.

Stranger: well that's just hard to make sense of either way

You: I imagine, for someone such as you, Bebe.

You: But for me, it's as clear as a cactus.

You: Where's my cheetos?

You: What the fuck

Stranger: i fed your cheetos to the neighbor's llama

You: I found them

You: I had to climb out of the couch.

You: And my neighbor doesn't have a llama. Where do you think I live>?

You: No no, I LITERALLY fell into the couch.

You: BEBE!

You: Or Beverly.

You: or BBD

You: Bell Biv Divoe?

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