Fucking breakfast?

Drama sends this:

Stranger: Tell me, Stranger. . .

Stranger: Do you prefer your bacon crusty or soft?

You: soft

Stranger: Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one.

You: i saw an ad for the sausage festival in the newspaper today

Stranger: lolz. Did it have a photo from the previous year, with all the dudes standing around with their hands in their pockets, looking vaguely upset and bored?

You: no it had dancing and theres gonna be a bavarian dinner

Stranger: It would be funny if there were no women at the sausage festival

You: are bavarians the same as barbarians?

Stranger: I don't know what a bavarian is! I bet they're pretty close.

You: well they must be if they both slaughter piggys for fun

You: i blame the barbarians for swine flu!

You: karma

Stranger: Shhh!!! They'll hear you!

You: *puts duct tape on mouth* ok

Stranger: Do you like chimes?

You: wiiiind chimes?

Stranger: I like virtually all chimes, except the little wooden ones that make hollow clapping noises

Stranger: Yeah wind chimes!

You: wind chimes r magical they call elves

You: and other small creatures

Stranger: brownies and kobolds and gnomes?

You: yes!

Stranger: Will they sneak into my house and do my chores as I sleep?

You: u forgot pixies

Stranger: Oh and of course pixies

You: no i think they might all ur candy though

You: eat

Stranger: They best not be devouring all my candy

Stranger: If they know what is good for them

Stranger: Seriously, candy is bad for you.

You: but candy is good for them

Stranger: It TASTES good, but it is BAD!

You: good for the soul

You: and the tastebuds

Stranger: And they gotta have some fun too.

Stranger: Man this oatmeal is kicking my ass. I hope I can finish the bowl

You: have u ever woken up with froot loops and forks in ur yard? that the elves and other small creatures

Stranger: I have woken up to other cereals in my yard, but not froot loops. Those mischeivious little shits!

You: exactly was the other ceral sugar smacks?

You: or corn pops?

Stranger: Rice Krispies Treats Cereal. The best kind of cereal ever concieved, and they ruined my breakfast that morning.

You: that wasnt them that was the mole people

You: only mole people leave rice krispiesd

Stranger: Just because they're brown. . .

You: no they like chocolate

Stranger: Them mole people, all causing trouble. Burrowing against the law

Stranger: Moles and chocolate? Come on now, that's just silly!~

You: no tis true they liketh to make krispies of rice

Stranger: I. . .I have to go now, Stranger. You have my blessing. Farewell for now.

You: bye!

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