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Stranger: sAY HI
You: g
You: HI!
Stranger: hi youreself
You: no, hi yourself.
Stranger: :D
You: YEAH
You: It is pretty whatever that symbol is.
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I'm from Burbank
You: Near the in-and-out burger.
Stranger: where is that??
You: In... Burbank.
You: California
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: youre from states
You: Near little larry sellers house.
You: one of them, yes.
You: hence the California.
Stranger: now i understood
Stranger: im from latvia
You: now you understood?
Stranger: its in northen europe
You: Oh, where Dr. Doom is from?
Stranger: whats that?
You: Dr. Doom?
Stranger: yes
You: Dr. Doom is the supreme leader of Latvaria, your home country.
Stranger: im from latvia
You: oh.
You: must be your neighbor.
Stranger: okay, your english is too good for me. last night i was talking to one guy from britain and i didnt have any problems understanding him
Stranger: and you dont know nothing about geography :D
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: nooooo, im sorry
You: You don't know anything about 20th century comics, I guess.
Stranger: actually, i dont know anything about comics at all
You: I can see that.
Stranger: so you were talking about comics
Stranger: ?
You: Dr. Doom is a super-villain from the Marvel comics universe.
Stranger: and i thought why you are so confusing
Stranger: :D
You: in the comics, Dr. Doom rules a fictional country called Latvaria.
You: Which is a lot like Latvia.
You: Do you see the joke yet?
You: are we breaching boundaries?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: well, im not that dumb :D
You: Well, I wasn't calling you dumb.
You: I was trying to explain a joke that clearly doesn't transcend international boundaries.
You: Do you guys have vampires in Latvia?
You: We have a lot of Vampires in California.
You: Especially in Santa Clara.
Stranger: offcorse, we have alive edvard cullen o0
Stranger: tb edward
You: We have a lot of them near the beach.
Stranger: a lot of edwards, huh? :D
You: luckily, the Frog Brothers keep them in check
You: No, VAMPIRES
You: Blood suckers.
Stranger: and we have aliens
You: fangs and such
You: always trying to kill my brother Michael.
Stranger: offcorse
You: We have a lot of garlic though
You: anything like that in Latvaria?
Stranger: i said - we have aliens
Stranger: green
Stranger: they are flying and trying to eat me
You: there's no such thing as aliens
You: you're a liar.
Stranger: there is
Stranger: nooo, youre liar
You: uh, no.
You: We really have vampires.
You: Everyone knows those are real
You: at least everyone in America
Stranger: everyone knows aliens are real!
You: no.
Stranger: yes
You: come to america
Stranger: come to latvia :D
You: everyone will laugh at you
You: I can't go to Latvia.
Stranger: well if you come to latvia, aliens will kill you and eat your organs
You: Dr. Doom doesn't allow immigration
You: Victor Von Doom
You: In your pooper
You: What now, biznitch?
Stranger: i will tell my aliens to come for you
You: I'm so scared.
Stranger: to kill you cruelly
Stranger: you have to be
You: I fuck aliens in the mouth
Stranger: i do it with vampires
You: ok
You: Vampires suck
You: Badump Bump
You: PUN INTENDED!
You: What?
You: What you got?
You: NOTHING!
You: Sucker
Stranger: you suck
You: I love you
Stranger: :*
Stranger: xoxo
You: Let's fucky sucky
You: Come to California.
Stranger: come to latvia
You: Get shot by the TERMINATOR!
You: Get to tha choppa
Stranger: okay, bitch. ill tell chuck norris to kill you
Stranger: i know him
Stranger: his with aliens
You: You don't know Chuck
You: and that shit's played son
You: Chuck's a bitch
You: My governor is the fucking terminator
Stranger: chuck is cool
Stranger: we have president Zatlers . he can spit fire
You: an indestructible cyborg sent to kill sarah conner
You: Zatlers is a bitch ass
You: Totally lays down to the Eurasian regime
You: what now?
Stranger: okay. im going to tell my mum. my mum can do karate
Stranger: shes a beast
You: your MOM sucks cock in bread lines
Stranger: you too, honey
You: get your ration book
You: cause I'm about to feed you your daily allowance of pwnage.
Stranger: aliens want your brains to soak toilet water
You: your socioeconomic state is faulty, bitch.
You: your post-cold-war establishment is far behind what it should be.
You: and what?
Stranger: okay, i dont understand you again
You: Your country should look to Berlin for a model of post USSR growth, nigga.
You: and?
Stranger: nigga? :D
Stranger: youre worst gangsta
You: your ancestors were Bolsheviks.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: no
You: YEAH!
Stranger: they were one of the first independent latvias politicians
Stranger: so they couldnt be bolsheviks
You: lol
Stranger: not funny
You: I'm just fucking with ya, bitch tits.
Stranger: okay, seriously, which race are you ?:D
You: I don't know anything about your backwards little country. I'm American.
You: We're automatically better than you, with no real reason.
Stranger: thats so cocky
Stranger: but youre still dumb
You: Oh man, it's ok dude.
You: You can't help that your country is small and I couldn't find it on a map.
Stranger: im going to take my strship and kill you with radioactive lazers
You: That's why you little people all speak english.
Stranger: tb starship
You: I'd never learn Latvian.
Stranger: nē
Stranger: es nerunāju angliski
You: What's your main export, dirt?
You: Gypsies?
Stranger: es atbildu uz šo jaut latviski
Stranger: :D
You: That's just gibberish
You: gdf gdf trer mkjer rei kmer g
You: See, I can do that too.
Stranger: nooo, thats latvian. but i think that your computer isnt showing all the simbols
Stranger: and it is latvia
Stranger: n
Stranger: tu smirdi
You: derka derk sploork blago blag tits shitty
You: That's fucking Porkanese.
You: `gher % igmy flagosl
Stranger: that was latvian moron
You: calm down, lowly peasant.
Stranger: and youre saying that?
Stranger: :D
You: We're not required to learn the languages of mud folk.
You: Nor would we even if it were a real language.
You: So you guys have more than one goat in your town?
You: Tell trotsky to peddle faster. your internets are too slow.
Stranger: youre so rude
You: No...
You: You're just a simple folk. I understand.
You: This is good. We're breaking barriers.
You: So how come your people come to the USA and steal all the time?
You: Are all your people lazy?
Stranger: what do you mean by that?
You: What's it like living next to estonia?
You: Are they pricks like they say on tv?
Stranger: youre racist, NIGGA
You: lol
You: What?
You: You should be proud
You: your language is one of the only remaining Estonian languages left
You: You and Lithuania.
Stranger: you mean Baltic languages???
Stranger: estonia is a country
Stranger: still existing
You: Yes yes.
You: I know that.
Stranger: ooooh, youre so screwed :D
Stranger: estonian languages left lol
Stranger: :D
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