Automated Response

Another from BP:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: howdy

You: Automated Response: Yes

Stranger: do you like dicks?

You: Automated Response: Yes

Stranger: ha!

You: Automated Response: Yes

Stranger: am i the man?

You: Automated Response: no

Stranger: bullshit........

You: Automated Response: Yes

Stranger: are you an asshole?

You: Automated Response: Yes

Stranger: :D

You: Automated Response: no

Stranger: wha...?

You: Automated Response: no

Stranger: Automated Response: GO SUCK A DICK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.