I fucking love you

Another one from Liz, who didn't tell me I could call her that, but I don't care. This is my blog, god damn it.

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Stranger: wat up

You: da sky?

You: hi

You: hows it going?

Stranger: haha nice one gud. u?

You: im ok

Stranger: \m/f?

You: female

You: why do you ask?

Stranger: dont wana b talkin to a 40 yr old guy

You: oh....how about a 40 yr old girl?

Stranger: um wudnt mind that much

You: oh

You: im 39

You: not really

Stranger: so how old r u then

You: 200

You: minus one 0

You: 20

You: where you from and how old are you?

Stranger: san diego and 17. senior in hs

You: and i guess your a guy?

Stranger: yup

You: where in the world in carmen sandiego?

Stranger: coronado

You: oh

You: ok

You: i love you

Stranger: ya u

Stranger: thats cool

You: you love me too, right?

Stranger: sure

You: say it, or i ll dump you

Stranger: ur weird

You: i hate you for the pain you've caused me

Stranger: haha i apologize

You: ok i forgive you

You: i love you

You: your turn

You: sugar pie? why wont you say it?

You: muffin?

Stranger: wtf haha

You: I LOVE YOU!
SAY IT!!!!!!!!

Stranger: idk u

You: but you can love me anyway

You: just for fun

Stranger: not really i dont say till i mean it

You: hmm

You: okay......

Stranger: ya.......

You: what if you said it with the mutual understanding that you were lying...would that be okay?

Stranger: na i dont do that haha wher u from

You: texas

You: yeehaw!

Stranger: haha nice

Stranger: wat city

You: the boring city known as tyler.......the main attraction here is a rose garden

You: tyler sucks

Stranger: hahahaha that sux.

Stranger: im sorry haha

You: yep...im sorry too

Stranger: do u g2 college

You: i need to get out of here

You: yes

You: TYLER junior college

You: its an okay school, but its location sucks

Stranger: oh cool, wat u majoring in

You: social work and psychology

Stranger: oooh i wana do psychology

You: cool, i'll tell you how if you do me a favor

Stranger: sure haha wat

You: tell me you love me

You: i love you

Stranger: y wud i wana do that

You: so that i'll pay for your psych degree

You: good deal for u

You: tell me!

Stranger: y do u want me 2 say that bak

Stranger: ok..........................love u 2

You: because.....

You: hwwww

You: aww*

You: thank you

Stranger: anytime

You: i hate you for the pain youve caused me

Stranger: lol sorry again

You: thats ok

You: i love you

Stranger: ok u can stop now

You: ok

You: bye bye

Stranger: later

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