Creepy

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Stranger: <3

You: I know.

You: I also whatever that means

Stranger: omg. it's a heart. why does everyone keep asking what that is?

Stranger: i thought it was common knowledge.

You: I know what it is.

You: I was FUCKIN' with you

You: C'mon

Stranger: mmmkayyy.

You: yeah

Stranger: you sound about 22. am i right?

You: I sound?

Stranger: type, i guess.

You: No, I am not 22.

Stranger: damn.

Stranger: close?

You: Depends on your definition

You: of close

Stranger: twenty?

You: No

Stranger: 19?

You: no

Stranger: oooh, tell me.

You: Older.

Stranger: 25?

You: Older

Stranger: 30?

You: Yeah, no.

You: Younger.

Stranger: 27?

You: Older.

Stranger: 28?

You: WOOT!

You: You've guessed it the truth

Stranger: i'm sixteen.

Stranger: you'zzz creepinnn.

You: Yeah, not really.

Stranger: yeah, really <3

You: I'm just talking to you.

You: and in fact, you're the reverse creep.

Stranger: haha, why?

You: You knew I was older and you keep talking to me.

You: Beyond that, I'm not creeping because I've said nothing sexual to you.

You: Nor will I

You: Because you're not even a human yet.

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