Friday, October 2, 2009

Just Leave

Elisabeth sends this wonderful post:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: omegle is boring
Stranger: sure it is
You: yep
Stranger: yea
You: yawn
Stranger: im sorry u feel that way
You: i have to go
You: bye
Stranger: mmkay
You: i love you
You: im sorry
You: bye
Stranger: good bye
You: bye
Stranger: have a nice day
Stranger: night
You: you too
You: bye
Stranger: wutever it is where u are
You: thats true
You: bye bye
You: i love you
Stranger: thats nice of you
You: dont you love me?
You: tell me, and then i ll go
You: away
Stranger: if i love u, i wouldnt want u to go away would i
You: oh
You: but you do want me to go away, right?
Stranger: i dont care
You: oh
You: i have to go
You: bye
Stranger: ur the one who said u have to go
You: i do
You: i must
Stranger: and i dont know u
You: bye bye
Stranger: so how cn i luv u?
You: because....
Stranger: how does that work?
You: the bible says to love everyone
Stranger: the bible?
You: yes
Stranger: please
You: im not a baptiset
You: baptist*
Stranger: good fo ru
You: my mommy is and my daddy
Stranger: i dont belive in god
You: hes a preacher
You: neither do i
Stranger: or the bible
You: neither do i
You: i have to go!!!!
You: PLZ!
Stranger: okay!
You: okay!
Stranger: then go
You: bye!!!
Stranger: bye!
You: BYE
Stranger: GOOD BYE
You: tell me you LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: why should i?
You: because I SAID SO!
Stranger: doesnt the bible also say not to lie?
You: i dont know and i dont care
You: BYE!!!!!!!!
Stranger: me either
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Stranger: either u leave
Stranger: or i will
You: okay
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You: i love you
Stranger: im sure u do
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!
You: ok
Stranger: you suck at listneing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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