You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like dragons.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi
Stranger: Nobody seems to want to talk about their interests on this site... it's depressing.
You: Why is that?
Stranger: You mean why is it depressing or why don't they want to talk?
You: Both.
Stranger: Well it's depressing because I actually like talking about things I'm interested in, but can't find anyone to talk to.
And they don't want to talk about their interests because they're all too obsessed with ASLs and sex chats, no matter what
interest it is it's all the same.
You: Yeah, I agree.
You: What should we do about it?
Stranger: Hmmm... find a new site is something I've been considering, but any I can find will probably be the same as this one.
You: It sucks people are so obsessed with sex.
You: Nobody just wants to talk anymore.
Stranger: Omegle threatens to ban people but never does.
You: I mean, for instance, all I can think about right now is sucking a dragon's dick.
You: This is crazy.
Stranger: It's sickening... A true dragon fan would have more respect for them than that.
You: I know, right?
You: I'd lick the balls before stroking the shaft.
You: if I were a true fan.
Stranger: I swear, if a real dragon ever got on here they're probably die of embarrassment.
You: Yeah, because they are noble creatures of legend and lore.
You: And they have majestic cocks.
Stranger: XD Gross.
You: If you were a true fan of dragons, you'd throw yourself on their scaled peckers.
You: give them dragon head.
Stranger: Lol no.
You: making sounds like: GAK GAK GAK GAK
You: I'm just saying.
Stranger: You're getting a little too descriptive now.
You: I'm a big fan of dragons.
You: I write a lot of fan fiction.
Stranger: What sort of fan fiction...?
You: Dragon fan fiction
You: Where I'm totally hunting dragons so I can stroke their shafts.
You: wanna read some?
Stranger: No thanks.
You: I came.
You have disconnected.
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