Stranger: hi
You: Do you believe in intelligent design?
Stranger: of course
You: Because I think the complexity of the world around us is evidence of an intelligent creator.
You: Take the common banana, for example.
Stranger: yeah
You: It's curved towards us for easier eating
You: it has these ridges, to fit perfectly into our hands.
Stranger: so
Stranger: and?
You: It has an easy open top, like a can of coke, for ease of use.
Stranger: and?
You: And also, if you take the banana out of the wrapping...
You: It looks like a cat's asshole, and you can fuck it.
You: Tell me some creator didn't make that.
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