You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy [:
Stranger: hey:) asl?
You: 19 F
Stranger: same
You: Are you horny?
Stranger: yeah!
You: wanct 2 watch me uhmm . . . play wfith my wet pussy on cam 4 you? ;
You: No, I'm kidding.
You: I have a prolapsed rectum
You: Wanna watch me on cam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo.
You: Sup, candy milk?
Stranger: Normal conversation
You: That's right.
You: Now, what's the topic?
Stranger: Sup beautiful
Stranger: Soccer
You: Fuck soccer.
Stranger: Fuck u
You: FUCK.
Stranger: Im a girl wat a doosh
You: Next topic.
You: I don't play sports.
You: I'm a big fat fatty.
Stranger: Then ur fuckin lame
You: With coco titties.
Stranger: Fuckin fat fuck
You: Rub em
You: Taste like caramel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Yo.
You: Sup, candy milk?
Stranger: Normal conversation
You: That's right.
You: Now, what's the topic?
Stranger: Sup beautiful
Stranger: Soccer
You: Fuck soccer.
Stranger: Fuck u
You: FUCK.
Stranger: Im a girl wat a doosh
You: Next topic.
You: I don't play sports.
You: I'm a big fat fatty.
Stranger: Then ur fuckin lame
You: With coco titties.
Stranger: Fuckin fat fuck
You: Rub em
You: Taste like caramel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Go.
You: GO!!
Stranger: heyy [:
You: Yes.
You: Hey indeed.
Stranger: 19 female
You: Well, that'
You: that's great to hear.
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Isn't there a law against that?
Stranger: wanct 2 watch me uhmm . . . play wfith my wet pussy on cam 4 you? ;)
You: How about you play with your puppy?
You: I'm more of a dog person.
Stranger: http://live4us.com/link/3dfc
You: And why is your pussy wet?
Stranger: you gt a uhmmm.. . user nasme the,re?
You: Cats don't like water?
You: I mean, maybe yours does.
Stranger: and we can cydb.er
You: cydb.er?
Stranger: i am goion 2 gett off here & go setup my cam now
You: You're a terrible bot.
Stranger: i wilbl be waiting for you
You: Shit in my mouth.
You: IN MY MOUTH!!!!
You have disconnected.
You: Go.
You: GO!!
Stranger: heyy [:
You: Yes.
You: Hey indeed.
Stranger: 19 female
You: Well, that'
You: that's great to hear.
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Isn't there a law against that?
Stranger: wanct 2 watch me uhmm . . . play wfith my wet pussy on cam 4 you? ;)
You: How about you play with your puppy?
You: I'm more of a dog person.
Stranger: http://live4us.com/link/3dfc
You: And why is your pussy wet?
Stranger: you gt a uhmmm.. . user nasme the,re?
You: Cats don't like water?
You: I mean, maybe yours does.
Stranger: and we can cydb.er
You: cydb.er?
Stranger: i am goion 2 gett off here & go setup my cam now
You: You're a terrible bot.
Stranger: i wilbl be waiting for you
You: Shit in my mouth.
You: IN MY MOUTH!!!!
You have disconnected.
Friday, February 25, 2011
The Eventual After-School Special (followed by creepy)
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: ho
Stranger: asl
You: none.
You: I am immortal.
You: and sexless.
Stranger: good to you
You: Good to me?
You: English as a second language?
Stranger: yes go to hell
You: DERP
You: DERP TO THE HERP!
You: fucking face.
You: I'll cut you!
You: I'll cut and paste ya!
Stranger: ill cut your balls off first
You: whoa
You: whoa!!!
You: slow down killer.
Stranger: where are u ?
You: I'm in the kitchen
Stranger: asl ?
You: I am a grown female, in jersey.
Stranger: oww, new jersey,,
why do you have to act like a ghost ?
You: you should ride in my rocket car
You: what do you mean ghost?
Stranger: no ,, just kidding
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 20
Stranger: oww, im 19,, so u are college student right ?
You: No.
You: I don't go to school.
You: I am a dancer.
Stranger: thats good,,,
what type of dance ?
You: erotic dancing.
Stranger: u mean as a w**re ?
You: what does that mean?
You: what's a w**re?
Stranger: just kidding,,
what is erotic dancing ?
You: it's dancing where is show my pussy for money.
You: Don't like pussy?
Stranger: dont do that,,
you have bright future,,
dont make your parents sad
You: My parents are dead.
You: I make three thousand dollars a night. Don't judge me.
Stranger: at least,, u have to be something that u really want to be
You: I want to make three thousand dollars a night.
You: How about that?
Stranger: life is better than that,,, sister
You: Sister?
You: What, are you some kind of pussy?
Stranger: no,, im not
Stranger: im just telling you, its not good for you
You: How do you know what's good for me?
You: Getting money is bad for me?
Stranger: because i have many friends like you,,
and they end their own selves in prison
Stranger: im not saying getting money is bad for you,
You: oh. You must live in some stupid country that's not america.
Stranger: but the way u get it is not good
Stranger: im living in england,,
Stranger: do you have problem with that ?
You: Are you muslim?
Stranger: no,, im not
You: why do you keep using a comma like it's a period?
Stranger: i just trying to make better perception for you
You: let me give you some advice, dude.
Stranger: just tell me
Stranger: what is it ?
You: Perhaps you should save your 19 year old perceptions for somewhere other than random strangers on omegle who claim to be 20 year old strippers, who are actually 30 year old men clowning you.
You: Just saying.
You: BANG!
You: I just came!
Stranger: good to you
You: no no, good FOR you.
You: Good. For. You.
You: And by came I meant ejaculated.
Stranger: it's up to you now
You: because I was masturbating.
Stranger: go to hell
You have disconnected.
You: hi
You: ho
Stranger: asl
You: none.
You: I am immortal.
You: and sexless.
Stranger: good to you
You: Good to me?
You: English as a second language?
Stranger: yes go to hell
You: DERP
You: DERP TO THE HERP!
You: fucking face.
You: I'll cut you!
You: I'll cut and paste ya!
Stranger: ill cut your balls off first
You: whoa
You: whoa!!!
You: slow down killer.
Stranger: where are u ?
You: I'm in the kitchen
Stranger: asl ?
You: I am a grown female, in jersey.
Stranger: oww, new jersey,,
why do you have to act like a ghost ?
You: you should ride in my rocket car
You: what do you mean ghost?
Stranger: no ,, just kidding
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 20
Stranger: oww, im 19,, so u are college student right ?
You: No.
You: I don't go to school.
You: I am a dancer.
Stranger: thats good,,,
what type of dance ?
You: erotic dancing.
Stranger: u mean as a w**re ?
You: what does that mean?
You: what's a w**re?
Stranger: just kidding,,
what is erotic dancing ?
You: it's dancing where is show my pussy for money.
You: Don't like pussy?
Stranger: dont do that,,
you have bright future,,
dont make your parents sad
You: My parents are dead.
You: I make three thousand dollars a night. Don't judge me.
Stranger: at least,, u have to be something that u really want to be
You: I want to make three thousand dollars a night.
You: How about that?
Stranger: life is better than that,,, sister
You: Sister?
You: What, are you some kind of pussy?
Stranger: no,, im not
Stranger: im just telling you, its not good for you
You: How do you know what's good for me?
You: Getting money is bad for me?
Stranger: because i have many friends like you,,
and they end their own selves in prison
Stranger: im not saying getting money is bad for you,
You: oh. You must live in some stupid country that's not america.
Stranger: but the way u get it is not good
Stranger: im living in england,,
Stranger: do you have problem with that ?
You: Are you muslim?
Stranger: no,, im not
You: why do you keep using a comma like it's a period?
Stranger: i just trying to make better perception for you
You: let me give you some advice, dude.
Stranger: just tell me
Stranger: what is it ?
You: Perhaps you should save your 19 year old perceptions for somewhere other than random strangers on omegle who claim to be 20 year old strippers, who are actually 30 year old men clowning you.
You: Just saying.
You: BANG!
You: I just came!
Stranger: good to you
You: no no, good FOR you.
You: Good. For. You.
You: And by came I meant ejaculated.
Stranger: it's up to you now
You: because I was masturbating.
Stranger: go to hell
You have disconnected.
Anime Type Stuff
You: bickety bam
You: hey mofo
Stranger: booom
You: snap
Stranger: hi
You: crazy dawg
You: what's the deal, sizzle fist?
Stranger: come on
Stranger: im thunder fist
You: Come on, what?
You: Hi thunder fist
Stranger: hi, and who are u? stone kick?
You: I'm lightning rod!
Stranger: never heard of u
You: Oh.
You: Well, I'm new.
Stranger: you should learn more, newbie
You: Well, I don't have a teacher.
Stranger: sorry, i never accept any student
You: Well, that's ok.
You: I don't need to learn. I'm pretty skilled.
Stranger: haha, lets see what u got dude
You: Ok, watch this.
You: hitatchi
Stranger: bah!
Stranger: MITSHUBISHI!
You: Shit.
Stranger: SUZUKI!
You: that's skills.
Stranger: hahaha, learn more dude
Stranger: and give me ur best shot some other day
You: Ok.
You: Well, how about this...
You: KA-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Stranger: bwahahahaha, lil bit crazy but not good enough
You: Not good enough?
You: THEN TRY!!! POKEMON!!!
You: or something.
You: BLAMMMMMOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKL DOUBLE PLUS GOOD!!!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: learn more dude
You: I've mastered all I need.
You: I've masturbated all I need.
You: Muscle flex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey mofo
Stranger: booom
You: snap
Stranger: hi
You: crazy dawg
You: what's the deal, sizzle fist?
Stranger: come on
Stranger: im thunder fist
You: Come on, what?
You: Hi thunder fist
Stranger: hi, and who are u? stone kick?
You: I'm lightning rod!
Stranger: never heard of u
You: Oh.
You: Well, I'm new.
Stranger: you should learn more, newbie
You: Well, I don't have a teacher.
Stranger: sorry, i never accept any student
You: Well, that's ok.
You: I don't need to learn. I'm pretty skilled.
Stranger: haha, lets see what u got dude
You: Ok, watch this.
You: hitatchi
Stranger: bah!
Stranger: MITSHUBISHI!
You: Shit.
Stranger: SUZUKI!
You: that's skills.
Stranger: hahaha, learn more dude
Stranger: and give me ur best shot some other day
You: Ok.
You: Well, how about this...
You: KA-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Stranger: bwahahahaha, lil bit crazy but not good enough
You: Not good enough?
You: THEN TRY!!! POKEMON!!!
You: or something.
You: BLAMMMMMOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKL DOUBLE PLUS GOOD!!!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: learn more dude
You: I've mastered all I need.
You: I've masturbated all I need.
You: Muscle flex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Greetings.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: pleasant greetings, fellow human.
Stranger: salutations, stranger
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: dont sass me whore
Stranger: i will bite off your chode
You: Fuck off, mother fucker.
You: I'l fucking stomp your balls. Cunt.
Stranger: your fucking twat. go cum on a teddy bear
Stranger: do it now
You: Well, stranger, it has been lovely to converse with you. Live well.
Stranger: bye darling
You have disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: pleasant greetings, fellow human.
Stranger: salutations, stranger
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: dont sass me whore
Stranger: i will bite off your chode
You: Fuck off, mother fucker.
You: I'l fucking stomp your balls. Cunt.
Stranger: your fucking twat. go cum on a teddy bear
Stranger: do it now
You: Well, stranger, it has been lovely to converse with you. Live well.
Stranger: bye darling
You have disconnected.
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