Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: ho
Stranger: asl
You: none.
You: I am immortal.
You: and sexless.
Stranger: good to you
You: Good to me?
You: English as a second language?
Stranger: yes go to hell
You: DERP
You: DERP TO THE HERP!
You: fucking face.
You: I'll cut you!
You: I'll cut and paste ya!
Stranger: ill cut your balls off first
You: whoa
You: whoa!!!
You: slow down killer.
Stranger: where are u ?
You: I'm in the kitchen
Stranger: asl ?
You: I am a grown female, in jersey.
Stranger: oww, new jersey,,
why do you have to act like a ghost ?
You: you should ride in my rocket car
You: what do you mean ghost?
Stranger: no ,, just kidding
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 20
Stranger: oww, im 19,, so u are college student right ?
You: No.
You: I don't go to school.
You: I am a dancer.
Stranger: thats good,,,
what type of dance ?
You: erotic dancing.
Stranger: u mean as a w**re ?
You: what does that mean?
You: what's a w**re?
Stranger: just kidding,,
what is erotic dancing ?
You: it's dancing where is show my pussy for money.
You: Don't like pussy?
Stranger: dont do that,,
you have bright future,,
dont make your parents sad
You: My parents are dead.
You: I make three thousand dollars a night. Don't judge me.
Stranger: at least,, u have to be something that u really want to be
You: I want to make three thousand dollars a night.
You: How about that?
Stranger: life is better than that,,, sister
You: Sister?
You: What, are you some kind of pussy?
Stranger: no,, im not
Stranger: im just telling you, its not good for you
You: How do you know what's good for me?
You: Getting money is bad for me?
Stranger: because i have many friends like you,,
and they end their own selves in prison
Stranger: im not saying getting money is bad for you,
You: oh. You must live in some stupid country that's not america.
Stranger: but the way u get it is not good
Stranger: im living in england,,
Stranger: do you have problem with that ?
You: Are you muslim?
Stranger: no,, im not
You: why do you keep using a comma like it's a period?
Stranger: i just trying to make better perception for you
You: let me give you some advice, dude.
Stranger: just tell me
Stranger: what is it ?
You: Perhaps you should save your 19 year old perceptions for somewhere other than random strangers on omegle who claim to be 20 year old strippers, who are actually 30 year old men clowning you.
You: Just saying.
You: BANG!
You: I just came!
Stranger: good to you
You: no no, good FOR you.
You: Good. For. You.
You: And by came I meant ejaculated.
Stranger: it's up to you now
You: because I was masturbating.
Stranger: go to hell
You have disconnected.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Anime Type Stuff
You: bickety bam
You: hey mofo
Stranger: booom
You: snap
Stranger: hi
You: crazy dawg
You: what's the deal, sizzle fist?
Stranger: come on
Stranger: im thunder fist
You: Come on, what?
You: Hi thunder fist
Stranger: hi, and who are u? stone kick?
You: I'm lightning rod!
Stranger: never heard of u
You: Oh.
You: Well, I'm new.
Stranger: you should learn more, newbie
You: Well, I don't have a teacher.
Stranger: sorry, i never accept any student
You: Well, that's ok.
You: I don't need to learn. I'm pretty skilled.
Stranger: haha, lets see what u got dude
You: Ok, watch this.
You: hitatchi
Stranger: bah!
Stranger: MITSHUBISHI!
You: Shit.
Stranger: SUZUKI!
You: that's skills.
Stranger: hahaha, learn more dude
Stranger: and give me ur best shot some other day
You: Ok.
You: Well, how about this...
You: KA-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Stranger: bwahahahaha, lil bit crazy but not good enough
You: Not good enough?
You: THEN TRY!!! POKEMON!!!
You: or something.
You: BLAMMMMMOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKL DOUBLE PLUS GOOD!!!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: learn more dude
You: I've mastered all I need.
You: I've masturbated all I need.
You: Muscle flex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey mofo
Stranger: booom
You: snap
Stranger: hi
You: crazy dawg
You: what's the deal, sizzle fist?
Stranger: come on
Stranger: im thunder fist
You: Come on, what?
You: Hi thunder fist
Stranger: hi, and who are u? stone kick?
You: I'm lightning rod!
Stranger: never heard of u
You: Oh.
You: Well, I'm new.
Stranger: you should learn more, newbie
You: Well, I don't have a teacher.
Stranger: sorry, i never accept any student
You: Well, that's ok.
You: I don't need to learn. I'm pretty skilled.
Stranger: haha, lets see what u got dude
You: Ok, watch this.
You: hitatchi
Stranger: bah!
Stranger: MITSHUBISHI!
You: Shit.
Stranger: SUZUKI!
You: that's skills.
Stranger: hahaha, learn more dude
Stranger: and give me ur best shot some other day
You: Ok.
You: Well, how about this...
You: KA-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Stranger: bwahahahaha, lil bit crazy but not good enough
You: Not good enough?
You: THEN TRY!!! POKEMON!!!
You: or something.
You: BLAMMMMMOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKL DOUBLE PLUS GOOD!!!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: learn more dude
You: I've mastered all I need.
You: I've masturbated all I need.
You: Muscle flex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Greetings.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: pleasant greetings, fellow human.
Stranger: salutations, stranger
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: dont sass me whore
Stranger: i will bite off your chode
You: Fuck off, mother fucker.
You: I'l fucking stomp your balls. Cunt.
Stranger: your fucking twat. go cum on a teddy bear
Stranger: do it now
You: Well, stranger, it has been lovely to converse with you. Live well.
Stranger: bye darling
You have disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: pleasant greetings, fellow human.
Stranger: salutations, stranger
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: dont sass me whore
Stranger: i will bite off your chode
You: Fuck off, mother fucker.
You: I'l fucking stomp your balls. Cunt.
Stranger: your fucking twat. go cum on a teddy bear
Stranger: do it now
You: Well, stranger, it has been lovely to converse with you. Live well.
Stranger: bye darling
You have disconnected.
Click my Link
You: Hey, how are ya, fuckface?
Stranger: very good cock sucker
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
Stranger: see that link
Stranger: click it now or forever be a faggot
You: Shit.
Stranger: DO YOU HEAR ME BITCHCAKES
You: I don't got no dick.
Stranger: CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
Stranger: THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU
You: hey, shit for brains, I don't HAVE A DICK
Stranger: Well fucking sucks to be you
You: Nope.
You: I have a vagina.
Stranger: I PERSONALY DONT CARE
Stranger: JUST CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
You: why are you yelling?
Stranger: I DONT CARE IF YOUR A GIRL OR NOT
Stranger: JUST FUCKING CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
You: We're in a chat room, guy.
Stranger: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME WOMAN
You: Man, the link won't click.
Stranger: THEN COPY AND PASTE IT INTO THE LITTLE URL BOX
Stranger: ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU CANT DO THIS BASIC FUNTCTION
You: I don't know how.
Stranger: PROVE ME WRONG AND OD IT
Stranger: *DO IT
You: You just called me stupid and misspelled function.
You: Moving on.
Stranger: YEP
Stranger: IM ON CRUSE CONTROL MOTHER FUCKER
You: How do I copy and paste?
You: This is my first computer.
You: I'm also only 12.
Stranger: NOW EITHER YOU RIGHT CLICK AND CLICK COPY THEN RIGHT CLICK AGAIN IN THE URL BOX AND SELECT PASTE OR I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A BAT WITH RUSTY NAILS STICKING OUT
You: What's a right click?
Stranger: DONT MAKE ME USE THE BAT
You: Stop yelling at me!!!
You: I want to use your link!!!
Stranger: I WILL WHEN YOU GO TO THE WEBSITE
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
You: I don't know HOW!!!!
You: Help me!!!
You: What's a right click?
Stranger: ITS WHERE YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS INTO YOUR VAG AND PUSH IT IN AND OUT
Stranger: DO THIS NOW
You: I'll have you know, that's not appropriate.
Stranger: I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS APPROPRIATE
Stranger: AND IT SURE AS FUCK IT
You: and also, it's not helping me get to your website.
You: I think my mom is calling the police.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: very good cock sucker
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
Stranger: see that link
Stranger: click it now or forever be a faggot
You: Shit.
Stranger: DO YOU HEAR ME BITCHCAKES
You: I don't got no dick.
Stranger: CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
Stranger: THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU
You: hey, shit for brains, I don't HAVE A DICK
Stranger: Well fucking sucks to be you
You: Nope.
You: I have a vagina.
Stranger: I PERSONALY DONT CARE
Stranger: JUST CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
You: why are you yelling?
Stranger: I DONT CARE IF YOUR A GIRL OR NOT
Stranger: JUST FUCKING CLICK THE GODDAM LINK
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
You: We're in a chat room, guy.
Stranger: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME WOMAN
You: Man, the link won't click.
Stranger: THEN COPY AND PASTE IT INTO THE LITTLE URL BOX
Stranger: ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU CANT DO THIS BASIC FUNTCTION
You: I don't know how.
Stranger: PROVE ME WRONG AND OD IT
Stranger: *DO IT
You: You just called me stupid and misspelled function.
You: Moving on.
Stranger: YEP
Stranger: IM ON CRUSE CONTROL MOTHER FUCKER
You: How do I copy and paste?
You: This is my first computer.
You: I'm also only 12.
Stranger: NOW EITHER YOU RIGHT CLICK AND CLICK COPY THEN RIGHT CLICK AGAIN IN THE URL BOX AND SELECT PASTE OR I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A BAT WITH RUSTY NAILS STICKING OUT
You: What's a right click?
Stranger: DONT MAKE ME USE THE BAT
You: Stop yelling at me!!!
You: I want to use your link!!!
Stranger: I WILL WHEN YOU GO TO THE WEBSITE
Stranger: http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=402738
You: I don't know HOW!!!!
You: Help me!!!
You: What's a right click?
Stranger: ITS WHERE YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS INTO YOUR VAG AND PUSH IT IN AND OUT
Stranger: DO THIS NOW
You: I'll have you know, that's not appropriate.
Stranger: I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS APPROPRIATE
Stranger: AND IT SURE AS FUCK IT
You: and also, it's not helping me get to your website.
You: I think my mom is calling the police.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
CAPS, BABY!!!
Stranger: hey
You: HEY!!!!!!!
Stranger: asl
You: I FUCKING LOVE ASL!
You: WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: can you make me horny?
You: I LOVE MAKING YOU HORNY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: HI!!!
Stranger: asl plz
You: I LOVE ASL!!!
You: I LOVE PLZ!!!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: so what is ur asl?
You: MY ASL IS BIG!!!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
You: GO! TALK TO ME!
Stranger: so suck ur big ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: OK! GO!
You: TALK!!!
Stranger: hi
You: C'MON, TIME'S WASTING.
You: HI!!!
You: HOW ARE YOU?!?
Stranger: what
You: WHAT!
You: I AGREE!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: helllllllloooooooooo
Stranger: i next'
You: HI!!!
You: OK, SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
You: YES!
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
You: AWESOME!
Stranger: love u
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
You: I LOVE YOU!!!
You: OK, WHAT ELSE?
Stranger: i want u to fuck me
You: WIN!!!
You: I'M FUCKING YOU!!!
You: OH GOD!!!
You: I'M... I'M...
You: And I came.
Stranger: so early
Stranger: shit
Stranger: wtf
You: I'M FUCKING YOU AGAIN!!!
You: OH GOD! OH GOD!
You: YES!!!
You: THIS IS AWESOME!!!
You: I'M FUCKING YOU SO HARD!!!
Stranger: what is awesome
You: I'M SO GOOD AT FUCKING!!!
Stranger: ya u r
You: THIS IS THE BEST SEX YOU'VE EVER HAD!!!
You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!
You: I'M TOTALLY FUCKING YOU WITH THE APPROPRIATE SEX ORGAN!!!
You: OH! I'M GOING TO SHOOT MY LOAD AGAIN, FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!
Stranger: dont stop
Stranger: m done
You: IN A FEW MINUTES BECAUSE YOU SAID NOT TO STOP!!!
Stranger: give ur gmail id
You: OH NO, YOU JUST CAME, BUT NOW I CAN'T STOP HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!!!
You: OH FUCK!!! I'M NOW PHYSICALLY STUCK IN THE HOLE I PUT MY SEX ORGAN IN!!!
You: Seriously. Get help. I'm stuck.
Stranger: how can i help u
You: Get a towel, a bucket of ice and a hot pocket. This is going to take a minute.
Stranger: k
Stranger: now do it
You: DO WHAT???
You: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REQUEST!!!
Stranger: tk ur sex organ out
You: wait. What?
Stranger: gimme ur email id
You: WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU MY EMAIL???
You: ARE YOU A RUSSIAN HACKER?
Stranger: nope
You: WHY FOR THE EMAIL?
Stranger: k
You: man, seriously, this is dragging out now.
You: Don't you know that this is only funny if you quit the conversation?
You: You're fucking up my timing over here, kid.
Stranger: k
You: I don't normally edit these conversations, but I might edit this one.
Stranger: k
Stranger: ur wish
You: just because you're so damn boring.
Stranger: k
You: ok. you're going to make me disconnect.
Stranger: k
You: and that's really very sad.
Stranger: do it
You: I will.
You: watch me.
Stranger: k
You: Watch.
Stranger: k
You: I'm going to do it.
Stranger: k
You: right now
Stranger: k
Stranger: i love the way u r
You: I am really creeped out now.
Stranger: k
You: ok. that's it.
Stranger: k
You: I'm out.
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected
Stranger: asl?
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: YEAH!!!!!!
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: YEAH!!!!!
You: OH MY GOD!!!
Stranger: WHAT!!!
You: I LOVE OMEGLE!!!
Stranger: ME TOO!!!!
You: I LOVE TALKING!!!
Stranger: NO WAY SO DO I!!!
You: AWESOME!!!
You: YOU'RE FUCKING GREAT!!!
Stranger: YOU TOO!!!
You: OK!!! I'M LEAVING NOW!!!
Stranger: WAIT!!!
You: WHAT?!?
Stranger: add me on facebook!!!!
You: I REALLY HAVE TO SHIT!!!
Stranger: EVAN PERKINS LOOK ME UP!!!!
You: WHY?!?
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR FUCKIN AWESOM!!!!!
You: I KNOW!!!
Stranger: SO DO ITT!!! after you take a shit
You: LOOK YOURSELF UP!!! ON OMEGLEFAIL.BLOGSPOT.COM!!!
You have disconnected.
You: HEY!!!!!!!
Stranger: asl
You: I FUCKING LOVE ASL!
You: WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: can you make me horny?
You: I LOVE MAKING YOU HORNY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: HI!!!
Stranger: asl plz
You: I LOVE ASL!!!
You: I LOVE PLZ!!!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: so what is ur asl?
You: MY ASL IS BIG!!!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
You: GO! TALK TO ME!
Stranger: so suck ur big ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: OK! GO!
You: TALK!!!
Stranger: hi
You: C'MON, TIME'S WASTING.
You: HI!!!
You: HOW ARE YOU?!?
Stranger: what
You: WHAT!
You: I AGREE!
You: OK, WHAT'S NEXT?
Stranger: helllllllloooooooooo
Stranger: i next'
You: HI!!!
You: OK, SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
You: YES!
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
Stranger: btw
You: AWESOME!
Stranger: love u
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
You: I LOVE YOU!!!
You: OK, WHAT ELSE?
Stranger: i want u to fuck me
You: WIN!!!
You: I'M FUCKING YOU!!!
You: OH GOD!!!
You: I'M... I'M...
You: And I came.
Stranger: so early
Stranger: shit
Stranger: wtf
You: I'M FUCKING YOU AGAIN!!!
You: OH GOD! OH GOD!
You: YES!!!
You: THIS IS AWESOME!!!
You: I'M FUCKING YOU SO HARD!!!
Stranger: what is awesome
You: I'M SO GOOD AT FUCKING!!!
Stranger: ya u r
You: THIS IS THE BEST SEX YOU'VE EVER HAD!!!
You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!
You: I'M TOTALLY FUCKING YOU WITH THE APPROPRIATE SEX ORGAN!!!
You: OH! I'M GOING TO SHOOT MY LOAD AGAIN, FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!
Stranger: dont stop
Stranger: m done
You: IN A FEW MINUTES BECAUSE YOU SAID NOT TO STOP!!!
Stranger: give ur gmail id
You: OH NO, YOU JUST CAME, BUT NOW I CAN'T STOP HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!!!
You: OH FUCK!!! I'M NOW PHYSICALLY STUCK IN THE HOLE I PUT MY SEX ORGAN IN!!!
You: Seriously. Get help. I'm stuck.
Stranger: how can i help u
You: Get a towel, a bucket of ice and a hot pocket. This is going to take a minute.
Stranger: k
Stranger: now do it
You: DO WHAT???
You: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REQUEST!!!
Stranger: tk ur sex organ out
You: wait. What?
Stranger: gimme ur email id
You: WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU MY EMAIL???
You: ARE YOU A RUSSIAN HACKER?
Stranger: nope
You: WHY FOR THE EMAIL?
Stranger: k
You: man, seriously, this is dragging out now.
You: Don't you know that this is only funny if you quit the conversation?
You: You're fucking up my timing over here, kid.
Stranger: k
You: I don't normally edit these conversations, but I might edit this one.
Stranger: k
Stranger: ur wish
You: just because you're so damn boring.
Stranger: k
You: ok. you're going to make me disconnect.
Stranger: k
You: and that's really very sad.
Stranger: do it
You: I will.
You: watch me.
Stranger: k
You: Watch.
Stranger: k
You: I'm going to do it.
Stranger: k
You: right now
Stranger: k
Stranger: i love the way u r
You: I am really creeped out now.
Stranger: k
You: ok. that's it.
Stranger: k
You: I'm out.
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected
Stranger: asl?
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: YEAH!!!!!!
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: YEAH!!!!!
You: OH MY GOD!!!
Stranger: WHAT!!!
You: I LOVE OMEGLE!!!
Stranger: ME TOO!!!!
You: I LOVE TALKING!!!
Stranger: NO WAY SO DO I!!!
You: AWESOME!!!
You: YOU'RE FUCKING GREAT!!!
Stranger: YOU TOO!!!
You: OK!!! I'M LEAVING NOW!!!
Stranger: WAIT!!!
You: WHAT?!?
Stranger: add me on facebook!!!!
You: I REALLY HAVE TO SHIT!!!
Stranger: EVAN PERKINS LOOK ME UP!!!!
You: WHY?!?
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR FUCKIN AWESOM!!!!!
You: I KNOW!!!
Stranger: SO DO ITT!!! after you take a shit
You: LOOK YOURSELF UP!!! ON OMEGLEFAIL.BLOGSPOT.COM!!!
You have disconnected.
Oh, the Dutch.
Stranger: hee
You: Hi.
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Steph.
Stranger: my name is Manon
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: That's a cool name.
You: I'm from Billings Park, OH
Stranger: OH?
You: Ohio.
Stranger: oah:)
Stranger: I'm not that smart
You: Where are you from, Manon?
Stranger: the Netherlands
You: Oh, is that in America?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
Stranger: it's a country in Europe
Stranger: it's called holland too
You: There are countries in Europe?
Stranger: yes
You: I thought Europe was a country
Stranger: no
You: oh.
Stranger: in Europe are 30 countries
You: Well, that's strange.
Stranger: and Europe is a continent
You: In America, there's only 1 country.
Stranger: yes I know
Stranger: but there are many states
You: That's so crazy!
Stranger: but Holland is a very small land
You: yeah, there's like 50 or something.
Stranger: I think Holland is smaller than a state
You: Yeah. Probably.
Stranger: but we don't talk English here
You: Oh. Why not?
You: You should.
Stranger: we have our one language
You: What language are you talking now?
Stranger: here in Holland?
Stranger: Dutch
You: Yeah.
You: Like dutch apple pie?
Stranger: yes
You: that stuff is soooooo good.
Stranger: that's from here!
You: Do you make that?
Stranger: I can't make an apple pie
You: oh. that sucks.
Stranger: My sister always make one
You: To sell to America?
Stranger: I'm allergic for apples
Stranger: no
Stranger: just for eat here in our house
Stranger: you understand?
You: that's awesome. I wish I could make dutch apple pies in america.
Stranger: I think you can do that
You: I'll have to ask someone.
You: I think you can only have them imported
Stranger: I think you can make an apple pie too
Stranger: but than it's an american
You: Oh, I don't know how to do that.
You: I'd probably just have the housekeeper do it.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I'm 19.
You: How old are you, Holland?
Stranger: Holland is not my name you know?
Stranger: but I'm 16
You: Oh, my bad.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi.
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Steph.
Stranger: my name is Manon
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: That's a cool name.
You: I'm from Billings Park, OH
Stranger: OH?
You: Ohio.
Stranger: oah:)
Stranger: I'm not that smart
You: Where are you from, Manon?
Stranger: the Netherlands
You: Oh, is that in America?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
Stranger: it's a country in Europe
Stranger: it's called holland too
You: There are countries in Europe?
Stranger: yes
You: I thought Europe was a country
Stranger: no
You: oh.
Stranger: in Europe are 30 countries
You: Well, that's strange.
Stranger: and Europe is a continent
You: In America, there's only 1 country.
Stranger: yes I know
Stranger: but there are many states
You: That's so crazy!
Stranger: but Holland is a very small land
You: yeah, there's like 50 or something.
Stranger: I think Holland is smaller than a state
You: Yeah. Probably.
Stranger: but we don't talk English here
You: Oh. Why not?
You: You should.
Stranger: we have our one language
You: What language are you talking now?
Stranger: here in Holland?
Stranger: Dutch
You: Yeah.
You: Like dutch apple pie?
Stranger: yes
You: that stuff is soooooo good.
Stranger: that's from here!
You: Do you make that?
Stranger: I can't make an apple pie
You: oh. that sucks.
Stranger: My sister always make one
You: To sell to America?
Stranger: I'm allergic for apples
Stranger: no
Stranger: just for eat here in our house
Stranger: you understand?
You: that's awesome. I wish I could make dutch apple pies in america.
Stranger: I think you can do that
You: I'll have to ask someone.
You: I think you can only have them imported
Stranger: I think you can make an apple pie too
Stranger: but than it's an american
You: Oh, I don't know how to do that.
You: I'd probably just have the housekeeper do it.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I'm 19.
You: How old are you, Holland?
Stranger: Holland is not my name you know?
Stranger: but I'm 16
You: Oh, my bad.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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