You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: So it's not false either.
You: I am the coolest person ever.
Stranger: What honor this is.
You: I'd be really honored, if I were you.
Stranger: Shall I hand you a trophy? Or are you "too cool" for that.
You: No, that would just make me a dick.
You: You can give me a hand job though.
You: Cool people like hand jobs.
You: Get to work, you fat idiot!!!
You: Or I'll cut your hands off!!!
Stranger: No need for violence now.
You: Because I'm not cool
Stranger: I'm not even fat.
You: and I hate your face.
Stranger: The feeling is mutual.
You: Cool people do that.
You: I guess you wouldn't know anything about that though...
Stranger: I'm the queen of sarcasm.
You: I'm the king of cool.
You: well, it's not cool.
Stranger: I guess we should fuck then.
You: this sounds totally cool.
Stranger: Who are you anyways?
You: I'm this stranger guy.
You: and less of a sissy.
You: and I won't die for you.
You: So I guess I'm not like jesus at all.
Stranger: and your son is really Jonathan whats his name.
You: Will you be the Mindy to my wacky antics?
Stranger: sounds like a fantastic adventure of random.
You: His name is like Winters or some shit
Stranger: Jonathan Winters, yes.
Stranger: who is basically insane.
You: Sounds like fun to me.
You: minus the drunken sodomy.
Stranger: of course. For our sakes we must cut that part out.
Stranger: Nobody likes sodomy unless it's in a snuff film.
You: Well, no, I really like sodomy.
You: Just not from old ass crazy dudes.
Stranger: you for got the redneck part.
Stranger: and the backwoods
You: are we talking Deliverance?
Stranger: That would be it.
You: So, are you old enough to engage in conceptual sex?
You: because it's going to be like a modern art masterpiece!!!
Stranger: You know i'm just bullshitting.
Stranger: Omegle isnt serious.
You: Aww, come on ya fuck
Stranger: About as serious as serious does.
You: I do this for a living.
You: I make serious money.
You: Just to chat with you.
You: And to tell you the truth
Stranger: Are you in California or some third world country?
Stranger: Eccentric Millionaire?
You: How long have you wanted to be a part of my life?
Stranger: for about the past 1 nano second.
You: Because I knew, right from the get go, you'd be a big part of my future.
You: Back at hi, or whatever the fuck you said.
Stranger: The first thing I said was " 'ello"
You: Yeah, that drew me right in
You: blah blah blah, I love you or whatever.
You: let's engage in preternatural hetero mating rituals
Stranger: some Discovery Channel stuff.
Stranger: or even Animal Planet.
You: You bring the lube and I'll bring the socks
Stranger: Sounds like a party.
You: a fucking pounding party
You: I have chips, toys and a video camera.
You: Ok, where do you live?
You: I'll bring my chopper to you.
Stranger: Omegle = Not Real
You: you love me and so do I.
Stranger: I love my hand.
Stranger: My hand does some miraculous things.
You: since we're both guys, we should jerk each other off.
Stranger: <>
Stranger: What does it matter?
You: I'm a sexy asian camwhore
You: You're not even trying now
You: and that really pains me.
Stranger: What? One word answers are the shit.
You: we could have had a really great life together
Stranger: Up in my treehouse.
You: If I wanted one word answers, I'd have talked to my girl friend.
Stranger: Well we wouldnt want that now would we.
You: Stupid whore, always texting in front of me.
You: Tomorrow I'm going to shit in her bathtub.
Stranger: Good for you. Feces is the most fertile while fresh.
You: God damn it, claudia.
You: I'm going to fist you the wrong way
Stranger: Do you have a penchant for gluttony?
You: Right in your Cerberus Pit
You: I don't know if I do...
Stranger: It's fun to ask silly questions and get shocking answers.
You: Like, do I enjoy eating?
Stranger: Gluttony can be the over consumption of anything.
You: Do you have a penchant for DP?
Stranger: I wouldnt say that I do.
You: I glutton the shit out of shit.
You: I don't enjoy cookies
Stranger: I clean out my cookies everytime I sign off.
You: Where in, a number of men rattle off jack sauce on a cookie, and the last one to cum eats it.
Stranger: That sounds like a horrible version of Bukkake.
You: It's a more modern version, with actual reward.
Stranger: I just realized something.
You: What did you realize?
Stranger: I like this band.
You: I like this one too.
You: Where in, I actually am wearing the one I'm listening too, randomly.
Stranger: which would be?
Stranger: My cousin likes them.
You: Your cousin's a fucking jerk.
Stranger: He's not a jerk.
You: I get that wrong sometimes.
You: give me all your personal info so we can hang out.
Stranger: You lol'ed yourself.
You: Did you seriously think I was talking to you?
You: How long have we known each other?
You: Totally seems like ten.
You: Remember that one time you tried to give me a trophy? And I was all like "No, cause that would make me a dick"
You: That was fun. Remember that?
Stranger: Gaggles of hilarity.
You: You're so good to me, Larry.
You: ohhhh hohohohohehehe
You: I'm putting my game face on.
