Anime Type Stuff

You: bickety bam
You: hey mofo
Stranger: booom
You: snap
Stranger: hi
You: crazy dawg
You: what's the deal, sizzle fist?
Stranger: come on
Stranger: im thunder fist
You: Come on, what?
You: Hi thunder fist
Stranger: hi, and who are u? stone kick?
You: I'm lightning rod!
Stranger: never heard of u
You: Oh.
You: Well, I'm new.
Stranger: you should learn more, newbie
You: Well, I don't have a teacher.
Stranger: sorry, i never accept any student
You: Well, that's ok.
You: I don't need to learn. I'm pretty skilled.
Stranger: haha, lets see what u got dude
You: Ok, watch this.
You: hitatchi
Stranger: bah!
Stranger: MITSHUBISHI!
You: Shit.
Stranger: SUZUKI!
You: that's skills.
Stranger: hahaha, learn more dude
Stranger: and give me ur best shot some other day
You: Ok.
You: Well, how about this...
You: KA-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Stranger: bwahahahaha, lil bit crazy but not good enough
You: Not good enough?
You: THEN TRY!!! POKEMON!!!
You: or something.
You: BLAMMMMMOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKL DOUBLE PLUS GOOD!!!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: learn more dude
You: I've mastered all I need.
You: I've masturbated all I need.
You: Muscle flex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sexy Webcam girl!!

Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: hello
You: hi!
Stranger: how are you currently?
You: I'm great!!
You: ASL
Stranger: yeahhhh!
Stranger: lol
You: I'm a horny 19 year old female from USA
You: What the fuck, dude.
Stranger: Lol
You: Hey, asshole, I'm trying to work here.
You: Do you want to see my cooch or not?
Stranger: I know you are trying to troll some kids, but it's not gonna work here
Stranger: and no
You: fuckin' "free web cam"
You: god damn, this job sucks.
Stranger: lol
You: I need to go work at starbucks or something.
Stranger: yeah
You: wanna "click my link"?
You: No? Didn't think so.
Stranger: you didn't send one, but definitely no
You: duh.
You: Because nobody ever clicks them.
Stranger: good
You: I'd super totally get a new job, if I wasn't in a dungeon in the Ukraine somewhere.
You: These guys totally don't speak english.
Stranger: yeah it's bad
You: I could pretty much say whatever I want on here.
You: They can't read what I type.
You: like, Igor is a faggot!
Stranger: !!!
You: Right, Igor?
You: Fucking foreigners.
You: Anyways, I'm a hot bisexual female looking for fun on webcam!!!
You: Want to play with me?
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: nope
You: It's so hot in my room, I'm going to take my clothes off!
Stranger: !!!!!
You: Seriously, get me help!!!
You: I haven't eaten in like six days.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: I'll send the fbi
You: oh...
You: yeah, I'm totally addicted to Meth... That's a bad idea.
Stranger: yes it is
You: Anyways, webcam girls!
You have disconnected.

I'm on fire.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like talking.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: hi
You: heya
Stranger: hoe are you
You: What's good?
Stranger: what
You: I don't know. What's good with you?
Stranger: nothinh
You: I AM GREAT
Stranger: oh good
You: you can tell because I'm shouting.
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm legitimately shouting at the computer.
You: Because I'm great.
Stranger: oh nice
You: and also on fire.
Stranger: ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had something really witty coming...

I think his mom was raped by a dragon...

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like dragons.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello random stranger.
Stranger: maybe not total stranger its the troll banner again
You: I don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Stranger: never mind then
You: I've just come to talk about dragons.
You: Because I love them.
You: Deeply in my heart.
Stranger: yea im dragon born its awesome
You: I had an omelette for dinner. Isn't that crazy?
Stranger: not really i have them any time of the day
You: I don't know what you mean by dragon born.
You: Is that a sexual thing?
Stranger: i mean like draconic
You: oh
Stranger: as in aura of dragon
You: I get that
You: So like a dragon raped your mom?
Stranger: no as in the dragon is my spirit guide
You: I'm sorry, sexually assaulted.
You: oh... wacko.
Stranger: dont be sorry thats a horrible thing to go through
You: Yeah, I didn't mean to be so harsh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Who's interested in poop?

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like Poop.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Het
Stranger: Asl
You: We are the only two people who like poop
Stranger: Yeah I guess
You: Nobody seems to like tonka trucks.
You: for shame.
Stranger: What?
You: Oh, that was my other interest.
You: Poop and tonka trucks.
Stranger: Oh lol
Stranger: Asl
You: I don't understand what that means
You: Asl.
Stranger: Age sex location
You: oh, like you're asking me?
Stranger: Yeah
You: I'm 55, male, Nantucket
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A thing.