I had something really witty coming...

I think his mom was raped by a dragon...

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like dragons.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello random stranger.
Stranger: maybe not total stranger its the troll banner again
You: I don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Stranger: never mind then
You: I've just come to talk about dragons.
You: Because I love them.
You: Deeply in my heart.
Stranger: yea im dragon born its awesome
You: I had an omelette for dinner. Isn't that crazy?
Stranger: not really i have them any time of the day
You: I don't know what you mean by dragon born.
You: Is that a sexual thing?
Stranger: i mean like draconic
You: oh
Stranger: as in aura of dragon
You: I get that
You: So like a dragon raped your mom?
Stranger: no as in the dragon is my spirit guide
You: I'm sorry, sexually assaulted.
You: oh... wacko.
Stranger: dont be sorry thats a horrible thing to go through
You: Yeah, I didn't mean to be so harsh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Who's interested in poop?

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like Poop.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Het
Stranger: Asl
You: We are the only two people who like poop
Stranger: Yeah I guess
You: Nobody seems to like tonka trucks.
You: for shame.
Stranger: What?
You: Oh, that was my other interest.
You: Poop and tonka trucks.
Stranger: Oh lol
Stranger: Asl
You: I don't understand what that means
You: Asl.
Stranger: Age sex location
You: oh, like you're asking me?
Stranger: Yeah
You: I'm 55, male, Nantucket
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A thing.

Night of the Bots

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy [:
Stranger: hey:) asl?
You: 19 F
Stranger: same
You: Are you horny?
Stranger: yeah!
You: wanct 2 watch me uhmm . . . play wfith my wet pussy on cam 4 you? ;
You: No, I'm kidding.
You: I have a prolapsed rectum
You: Wanna watch me on cam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo.
You: Sup, candy milk?
Stranger: Normal conversation
You: That's right.
You: Now, what's the topic?
Stranger: Sup beautiful
Stranger: Soccer
You: Fuck soccer.
Stranger: Fuck u
You: FUCK.
Stranger: Im a girl wat a doosh
You: Next topic.
You: I don't play sports.
You: I'm a big fat fatty.
Stranger: Then ur fuckin lame
You: With coco titties.
Stranger: Fuckin fat fuck
You: Rub em
You: Taste like caramel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Go.
You: GO!!
Stranger: heyy [:
You: Yes.
You: Hey indeed.
Stranger: 19 female
You: Well, that'
You: that's great to hear.
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Isn't there a law against that?
Stranger: wanct 2 watch me uhmm . . . play wfith my wet pussy on cam 4 you? ;)
You: How about you play with your puppy?
You: I'm more of a dog person.
Stranger: http://live4us.com/link/3dfc
You: And why is your pussy wet?
Stranger: you gt a uhmmm.. . user nasme the,re?
You: Cats don't like water?
You: I mean, maybe yours does.
Stranger: and we can cydb.er
You: cydb.er?
Stranger: i am goion 2 gett off here & go setup my cam now
You: You're a terrible bot.
Stranger: i wilbl be waiting for you
You: Shit in my mouth.
You: IN MY MOUTH!!!!
You have disconnected.