Some guy takes loads

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: speak
You: der sperkferder.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: bonjour
You: i am picking my nose.
You: I ask that you respect that
Stranger: fine
You: well, good.
You: Then, how the fuck are you?
Stranger: I'm fine
You: I got this pill that's got like glue in it.
Stranger: what pill
You: I'm going to feed it to my girl friend.
You: it's this pill.
You: full of white powder
Stranger: then?
You: I'm going to make her snort it
You: and watch her die!
Stranger: geez
You: and then fuck the corpse.
You: Cause I dig that.
Stranger: why don't you fuck her while she still alive?
You: oh...
You: I dunno.
Stranger: Is it better than a corpse?
You: I can't say.
You: Never fucked a live one.
You: I had a booger on my finger...
Stranger: uh huh
You: and it made my cigarette stick to my finger.
You: so I licked it off.
Stranger: yuck
You: problem solved!
Stranger: good
You: I am a fecalist.
You: I collect shit.
You: how very punny.
Stranger: what shit?
You: Care to go out on a date sometime
You: no no, SHIT
You: I collect SHIT
Stranger: ok
Stranger: calm down
You: not like the indefinite term
You: poo poo
You: caca
You: lake titty caca
Stranger: uh huh
You: let's mate
You: so I can eat the baby
You: say something
You: anything
Stranger: hmm
You: make this worth my while
Stranger: well I'm speechless
You: I'm already cumming
Stranger: cumming what?
You: uh
You: cum?
You: Manny suace
You: or sauce, as we call it.
Stranger: is it good>
Stranger: ?
You: is what good?
Stranger: nvm
You: why
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: it's not important
Stranger: it's nothing
You: it is
You: tell me
You: I love you
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: who are you anyway?
You: what kind of question is that?
Stranger: why should I say it to you?
You: I'm the dude, so that's what you call me.
Stranger: you ask me to say it to you?
You: you brought it up, lover.
You: spit it
You: or the dame gets it.
Stranger: geez
Stranger: I'm a man, too
Stranger: I won't said that
You: oui812
You: do you see?
Stranger: what?
You: fuck, you're boring.
Stranger: damn you
You: Please die in a fire.
Stranger: so do you
Stranger: it would be a pleasure
You: so do I what, you fucking foreigner?
Stranger: Please die in an INFERNO
You: This is 'Merica, man.
Stranger: Fuck Amrica
You: Yeah, Amrica sucks DICK
You: fuckin amricans.
You: always stealing and shifty eyed.
Stranger: you know
You: I don't.
Stranger: what do you know?
You: make it snappy, guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So says the asshole having conversations with strangers on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :)
You: yo
Stranger: wuddupp?
You: dicks and titty nipples
Stranger: horny boy?
You: oh
You: no.
Stranger: good.
Stranger: cause if it was, that would of been the 5th conversation i went into that was like that.
You: I'm a horny 18 year old girl with a webcam.
You: Not really.
Stranger: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: ew god.
Stranger: get a fucking life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have a dream

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: once I had this dream
You: I was sitting in a black room
Stranger: 。。
You: and all the lights were off
You: accept for this red one above my head
You: and in the room there were no doors
Stranger: en
You: suddenly, capt. Kirk walks in
You: and I don't know how he got there
You: and he's naked
Stranger: capt.？
You: Kirk, you faggot.
You: KIRK
You: Listen
You: Pay attention
You: and he's naked, right.
You: And there is a lamb in front of me
You: it's small and crying
You: and kirk has this unrealisticly large dick
You: and he starts face-fucking the lamb
You: only, he's like feeding it his dick
Stranger: lll
Stranger: lasjldksdj
Stranger: lkfjgsalkdfg
Stranger: ；dkfjskjgdklhsa
You: Dude
You: liste
You: listen
You: and he keeps morphing into the virgin Mary
Stranger: watch
You: and the sheep keeps turning into Jesus
You: but as a child.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kljsalkf
Stranger: be quick
You: ok ok
You: and mary is tit feeding baby jesus
Stranger: quick！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！1
You: then kirk is jamming his cock down adult christ's mouth
Stranger: stop
You: and by now, I'm in utter hottot
Stranger: gay！
You: horror
You: but I can't stop masturbating
You: and then, abel, or who I assume is abel appears and fucking murders kirk.
Stranger: you are a horror
You: He cuts his fucking head off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stupid Shit @ Work

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Well, HELLO!
You: How are you?
You: Fancy meeting you here.
You: How long has it been, June?
You: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
You: TALK TO ME!!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: BOO
You: I'm weeping.
Stranger: IM BORED
You: Me too.
You: Let's fuck each others tits.
Stranger: :'( tear tear
Stranger: yummy
You: I just farted.
You: It smells like harvest chedder.
Stranger: oh goody
You: Want a bite?
You: I KNEW IT!
You: Sicko.
Stranger: SUCK MY COCK
You: With Michael Moore. Oreo.
You: You cock does not suit me.
You: Grow.
Stranger: ITS HUGE
You: I mean it.
Stranger: 9"
You: Not big enough.
You: I've heard that's pretty small.
You: I can't actually see anything though
Stranger: its 23456765432"
You: Whoa.
You: My vagina is made of Precambrian
Stranger: yum
You: Sloop it, clit bitch
You: I'm... mentally divergent
You: Care to tango?
Stranger: my dick is erect
You: eww.
You: Get the children out of your room.
Stranger: suck ma balls biatch
Stranger: im no michael jackson cuntface
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: really
Stranger: and truely
You: Lies.
Stranger: make me cum on ur face
Stranger: my cum tastes like candy
You: like dick tickles
Stranger: mmmmm
You: cumberbund.
You: Plap
You: Bithquap
You: and, you're a gay.
Stranger: fuckface cuntwhore
Stranger: BYE BIATCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My freshly cashed ticket to hell

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my body is a road map
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: that sounds good
You: are you a horny male looking for webcam fun?
Stranger: sorry i dont have a webcam
You: good
Stranger: :-(
You: Because I was going to punch-fuck your mouth
Stranger: o
Stranger: ok
You: because that's how I roll
Stranger: ok
You: I don't take no crap from horny 18 year old males.
You: I fucking kick their asses
Stranger: im a female
You: oh, well great success!
Stranger: yes yes
You: are you a horny 18 year old female?
Stranger: do u have a dick?
You: I do.
Stranger: well then yes to ur question
You: It's small, but it pees well.
You: want to see it?
You: TOO BAD!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
You: I don't share.
Stranger: okay
You: It's violently tiny.
You: and also has a man living in it
You: His name is Archibald.
Stranger: thats amazing
Stranger: wish i could meet him
You: you can.
You: one sec...
You: I'll get him
Stranger: ok
You: ok, here he comes
Stranger: ok
You: thry, Imk ARchiblasd
Stranger: hey sexxyy
You: TH ertrtjbn tottoo mfuchds lighr t hhwe r
You: sorrrooy. Iii have nooo ffefinnngers
You: ok, I'm back
Stranger: ok
Stranger: haha
You: he's a bad speller
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ya he is
You: well, he types with his head
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: interesting
You: you slam your head on the keyboard and see what you get
Stranger: ok
You: I bet it comes out shitty
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it probably will
You: but Archibald says he wants to be deep inside you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well tell him to have fun
You: he never does
You: his neighbor is an asshole
You: WHOA!!!!
You: zinger!!
Stranger: im jelious
You: this is my dick
You: http://i23.tinypic.com/11qr2v9.jpg
Stranger: haha thats a pic of a girl
Stranger: dumbass
You: oh.
You: That's my dick.
You: it's very high resolution
Stranger: haha a girl is your dick
You: well, it looks like a girl to the untrained eye
Stranger: o really
You: but it's just very close up
Stranger: o
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lol
You: ok here's the real pic
You: http://i23.tinypic.com/11qr2v9.jpg
Stranger: thats the same picture
Stranger: haha
You: oh
You: sorry.
You: one sec
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
You: http://i34.tinypic.com/2zydbhv.jpg
You: try that one
You: That's my dick.
Stranger: thats a arm with a pic on it
You: No way
Stranger: ya way
You: that's totally a dick
You: hmmm
You: let me look again
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whatever u say
You: no no
You: seriously
Stranger: ok
You: I'll show you my cock
Stranger: ok
Stranger: find the pic
You: http://i38.tinypic.com/2dt3cjb.gif
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny funny
You: ok for real now
You: stay tuned
Stranger: thats a chicken
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sure sure
You: http://i38.tinypic.com/315ihr9.jpg
Stranger: o shit
Stranger: that is actually a dick
Stranger: but its hella short
You: I know.
You: I told you
Stranger: haha
You: did I lie?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: no
Stranger: its just so short
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: that suxs
Stranger: how do u get a bj when its so short
You: You're assuming a woman will actually put that in her mouth
Stranger: haha
You: I've had women actually laugh
Stranger: im sorry
You: It's terrible
You: and you're laughing now
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not
Stranger: i feel bad for u
You: why are all women so mean?
Stranger: im not laughing i promise
You: actually, my thumb is longer.
You: so
You: if you feel sorry for me, does that mean you'd actually have sex with me?
Stranger: maybe
You: I've never had sex.
You: No girl will sleep with me. not that it's really possible for a woman to enjoy sex with me
You: so I understand
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 26
Stranger: o
Stranger: ok
You: how about you?
Stranger: 17
You: oh.
You: Nevermind.
Stranger: ya
You: are you in alabama?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
You: DAMN IT!
You: hahaha
Stranger: :-(
You: Ok, when do you turn 18?
You: say tomorrow
Stranger: i just turned 17 yesterday
You: FUCK!!#!@#V! #$EFW
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: babe
You: ok. I've decided
You: I am going to go kill myself now.
Stranger: no
Stranger: dont
Stranger: please dont
You: I'll always have a tiny penis
You: what do I have to live for?
Stranger: ya but one day u will find the love of ur life and she wont care
You: get real.
You: That's just silly
Stranger: no its not
You: real love doesn't exist.
Stranger: yes it does
Stranger: i promise u
You: Even prostitutes won't sleep with me
You: I have tried.
Stranger: yes they will
You: I have a gun here on my desk.
You: I think I'm just going to eat a bullet
Stranger: no dont do it
You: I'm sorry, you tried hard, I know.
You: but you're too young and I'd rather die that go to jail.
Stranger: u wont go to jail for talking to me
You: well, maybe not
Stranger: yes
You: but I still will never be loved
Stranger: how do u know
You: because of my freakishly small DICK!
Stranger: no...
You: I know you don't want me to, but I just cocked the hammer
Stranger: dont
You: Good bye, my love...
Stranger: dont u asshole
Stranger: what ever bye
You: HI
You: JUST KIDDING!!!
You: I'm alive!!!
You: the gun ricocheted off my face
You: but I'm bleeding pretty badly!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I girl. I pics.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m horny looking for girl to trade pics or cam with
You: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
You: oh.
You: I girl.
You: I pics.
Stranger: send me one
You: Give me address
Stranger: drennan_m@hotmail.com
You: What's that?
Stranger: my email
You: oh... email?
You: I don't have email.
You: What's your home address?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sup?

This one comes from a Liz type person; a regular SUBMITTER!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BOO!
Stranger: Sup??
You: sup means to eat supper
You: did you know that?
Stranger: nope it dont
Stranger: it means wutz up
You: yeesssss it does
Stranger: nope
You: yep
Stranger: NOPW
You: youre just being stubborn
Stranger: NOPE**
Stranger: NOPE
You: and you misspelled you yellings caps, haha
You: sorry
You: but yeah.......
You: it means the act of eating supper
Stranger: IM NOT YELLING I JUST LIKE CAPS.....LOLZ
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: NOT IN MY WORLD
You: haha
You: ok
You: not in your world
You: sup
1  /sʌp/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [suhp] Show IPA ,verb, supped, sup⋅ping.
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–verb (used without object)
1. to eat the evening meal; have supper.
–verb (used with object)
2. to provide with or entertain at supper.\
You: dictionary.com
Stranger: IN MY FRIENDS WORLD EVERYONES A PONY THEY EAT BUTTERFLYS AND POOP RAINBOWS
You: icky
Stranger: BUT IN MY WORLD EVERYONE IS A DONKEY THEY EAT SHOWER CURTAINS AND POOP SALSA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: hmmm
You: i dont like you very much....youre scary
Stranger: OHHHHHHH SORRY......LOLZ
You: i gtg.....bye......sup tonight, okay?
You: with food
You: bye
You have disconnected.