Yeah fuckin' a right

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: from?

You: Potanska

You: Near the border of Shaska and Vigdig.

Stranger: okay

You: Wanna play air drive?

Stranger: whats that?

You: I force my stuff into other things for winning potential.

You: This makes great times on my face.

Stranger: okay

You: Where you from, great friend?

Stranger: sweden

You: Ah, near my hovel. I see well.

Stranger: okay

You: Let us the conversationing.

You: What's fun for you doing?

Stranger: be with friends and get drunk u?

You: I'm for being drunk in many nights at a time.

You: This is how I come to being many children from my family.

You: You?

Stranger: okay, how old are u?

You: exactly in the 20 years.

Stranger: okay..

You: Strange shapes have begun to take form in the lake behind my house. Not like the way?

Stranger: okay, thats not god. are u a boy or girl?

You: I am the fair one.

You: You like my sheep?

Stranger: what sheep?

You: my sheep. You know, how sexy it gets.

Stranger: hum, are u a guy?

You: No. LOL

You: I just say. Don't you view?

Stranger: well i dont like ur sheep..lol

You: I'm sorry. Most think is sexy.

You: I pet my sheep for boys.

Stranger: well, i'm a girl to, so i dont like it

You: oh

You: makes me understooding.

Stranger: okay

You: many men are looking for my sheep in the lake behind my house.

Stranger: okay..

You: That's where they go

You: After I stab them to death.

Stranger: okay, fun for u

You: For touching my pussy.

You: Faggot motherfuckers. I HATE THEM

You: You wouldn't touch my sheep, would you?

You: I'd have to hide you in the lake behind my house.

Stranger: no i wont touch it

You: Good. Bitch.

Stranger: yeah

You: I have a lake behind my house.

You: It's full of shapes.

Stranger: okay, good for u

You: Want to come play in my back yard?

Stranger: no thnx

You: k.

You: Please norway my vicodin

Stranger: what? u live in norway or what?

You: I do.

Stranger: okay,

You: fuck you

Stranger: hell yeah

You: stop it.

You: Or I'll rub my sheep on your face

Stranger: u can try

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call me Churlish

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You: Don't stop!

You: Believing

Stranger: hold on to that feeeeeeling

Stranger: streeeet light

Stranger: peeeople

You: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

You: rectally

You: nanana na nanana

You: I don't know the words.

You: somethin somethin soooooooomethin

Stranger: nice

You: that's about right.

You: So, wanna get naked?

You: My two inch penis is mildly hard now.

You: It's pumping like a small thing with stuff in it.

Stranger: oh man

You: GROSS

You: right?

You: fucking wow.

You: I know. I'm reading it too.

You: What a fucking weird thing to say.

Stranger: no not really

You: Don't contradict me please.

You: I work very hard to keep this house clean.

You: and I refuse to let my child tell me what to do.

You: if you're going to live in my house, you'll live by my rules.

Stranger: well this is all over the place now isnt it

You: I guess so.

You: Shit.

You: Have you ever been on a sailboat?

You: I haven't.

Stranger: yep

You: I cry sometimes.

Stranger: it's pleasant

You: When I think about that.

Stranger: that's ok.

Stranger: oh.

You: I don't cry for any other reason.

You: I'm fairly confused, emotionally.

You: Also, I'm on fire.

You: There are very bright lights flashing in my facial bits.

Stranger: you also seem to have a problem prioritizing information

You: hmm...

You: that's an interesting point I'd not thought of before.

You: How might one overcome this obstacle

You: would I be able to do it with a skateboard?

You: Or maybe some low-fat milk?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: both of those things would worl

Stranger: work

You: please attend to my personal needs.

Stranger: in fact, only those things will work

You: My name is churlish.

Stranger: that's an absurd name

You: I've swam the Euphrates

You: and why do you say that?

Stranger: and why do you ask why do i say that?

You: I don't understand the question.

You: Please state again, but differently.

Stranger: i question your questioning

You: Look, his pants are far too tight.

You: You can see his genitals.

Stranger: i'd say that's your biggest selling point

You: Good

You: Let's play turbo jump rope.

You: I find that the best pick-up line to use is "Let me get up in them guts"

You: Would you like to exchange phone numbers?

You: You new one is 10-10-9-2-20

You: your*

You: I'll be taking the old one now.

You: Bebe.

You: That's your name now.

You: BEBE

Stranger: i dont think thats how phone numbers work

You: I do.

You: I know. I am one.

You: Bebe.

Stranger: well that's just hard to make sense of either way

You: I imagine, for someone such as you, Bebe.

You: But for me, it's as clear as a cactus.

You: Where's my cheetos?

You: What the fuck

Stranger: i fed your cheetos to the neighbor's llama

You: I found them

You: I had to climb out of the couch.

You: And my neighbor doesn't have a llama. Where do you think I live>?

You: No no, I LITERALLY fell into the couch.

You: BEBE!

You: Or Beverly.

You: or BBD

You: Bell Biv Divoe?

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I'm uneducated.

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Stranger: GALATASARAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: i'm prepared to go to court.

You: ARE YOU???

Stranger: i am a lawyer

Stranger: i also work for eurosport

You: I'm a judge.

Stranger: i specialize in labour law

You: And you're guilty!!!

Stranger: i have met many famous athletes

You: OF BEING A DOUCHE!

You: I'm just saying.

Stranger: you are sick

Stranger: sick person

You: Look.

Stranger: you are uneducated

You: Here's the thing.

You: I love you.

Stranger: you are from 4chan perhaps

You: I'm from my house.

Stranger: or another strange site

You: Don't get froggy

You: I'll put my foot in your dick hole, sir.

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Poor form, buddy.

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Stranger: Hey

You: yeah

You: What's up

You: You want to hear a funny story?

Stranger: sure

You: Well, go look up a comedian then, fucko.

You: I got nothing for you.

You: I'm just sitting around, scratching my dick bits.

Stranger: poor form, buddy.

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Muggles

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You: I'm a lvl 15 wizard.

You: I use magic missle.

Stranger: well I go to hogwarts, beat that!

You: Hogwarts isn't real

Stranger: That's something a muggle WOULD say...

You: You're a muggle.

You: Fucking muggle.

Stranger: Whatever, you're not a real wizard either

You: I PLAY a level 15 wizard.

You: Faggot.

You: Obama said my wizard was real.

You: You fucking muggle.

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Pro-stupidity

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Stranger: PINGASS

You: I fucking GOT IT!

You: LOUD!@!!!W QW

Stranger: t

Stranger: h

You: Hey.

Stranger: e

Stranger: g

Stranger: a

Stranger: m

Stranger: e

You: The game is over.

You: I won.

You: You lose.

Stranger: That's what your mom said.

You: Your mom is made of dick skins.

Stranger: foreskins

Stranger: stupid

You: DICK SKINS!!!

You: Because sometimes it's about how it sounds

Stranger: that's what she said

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Creepy

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Stranger: <3

You: I know.

You: I also whatever that means

Stranger: omg. it's a heart. why does everyone keep asking what that is?

Stranger: i thought it was common knowledge.

You: I know what it is.

You: I was FUCKIN' with you

You: C'mon

Stranger: mmmkayyy.

You: yeah

Stranger: you sound about 22. am i right?

You: I sound?

Stranger: type, i guess.

You: No, I am not 22.

Stranger: damn.

Stranger: close?

You: Depends on your definition

You: of close

Stranger: twenty?

You: No

Stranger: 19?

You: no

Stranger: oooh, tell me.

You: Older.

Stranger: 25?

You: Older

Stranger: 30?

You: Yeah, no.

You: Younger.

Stranger: 27?

You: Older.

Stranger: 28?

You: WOOT!

You: You've guessed it the truth

Stranger: i'm sixteen.

Stranger: you'zzz creepinnn.

You: Yeah, not really.

Stranger: yeah, really <3

You: I'm just talking to you.

You: and in fact, you're the reverse creep.

Stranger: haha, why?

You: You knew I was older and you keep talking to me.

You: Beyond that, I'm not creeping because I've said nothing sexual to you.

You: Nor will I

You: Because you're not even a human yet.

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