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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi! someone there?
You: hi
You: I saw you typing
Stranger: yeahh.. it actually gets me a little horny let's talk on skype my name there is LibertyDarling5
You: I was like... "wait for it..."
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: Hi! 24/f/fl. Miami You?
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi! stranger
You: oh.
You: hi.
Stranger: Oh ok sorry new to this but hi, 24/F/Miami, FL. here. You?
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Stranger: Cool. I think i'm better at skype. lol. You should come talk to me there my usernme is RyleeConner
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f
You: woot
You: do you prefer skype?
You: fucking lame Omegle
You: are you a bot?
Stranger: am i a what
You: are you a real person?
Stranger: yea
You: well that's different
Stranger: um ok
You: how do you not know what a bot is?
You: are you ten?
Stranger: no im 17
You: oh.
You: well, get older.
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello :)
Stranger: 24f what r u up to?
You: yeah
Stranger: 25f what r u up to?
You: lemme guess, skype?
Stranger: im in my room, kinda turned on :)
You: strangers make you horny
You: blah blah blah
You: shit on your chest
Stranger: feel like skyyping? :) my usrname is LucilleBANKS
You: Are you not aware that porn is free?
You: die in a fire.
Stranger: u can add me if u want
You: Nope
You: sure don't.
Stranger: k ill talk to u there bye babe :)
You: kill babies?
Stranger has disconnected.

Pervert Pete - On Youtube - Etc.

Recently, I was contacted by this dude in a mask named Pete. He showed me his channel, and I like it. So now, I'll post a video for all three of you to watch. Fucking losers. Why are you on my blog anyways?

HAHA! I was kidding! you're all amazing, wonderful people!
Let's kiss.

Now, I think I'll post a link to his channel. Here: Pervert Pete

Now go fucking die.
Kidding! I love you!!
If anyone does anything awesome on Omegle, I'd love to share it here. I hardly ever have time to make good posts anymore, and all of you unfunny fucks stopped submitting your garbage to my email, probably because you learned that I won't post your dumb shit unless it gives me a chuckle. Anypaulverhoeven, go out on Omegle, make funny, bring here, share with the world (or at least a tiny, insignificant microcosm of losers and malcontents) and then tell your stupid ass friends to do the same. Or I'll cut you.