More dragons.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like dragons.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi
Stranger: Nobody seems to want to talk about their interests on this site... it's depressing.
You: Why is that?
Stranger: You mean why is it depressing or why don't they want to talk?
You: Both.
Stranger: Well it's depressing because I actually like talking about things I'm interested in, but can't find anyone to talk to.
And they don't want to talk about their interests because they're all too obsessed with ASLs and sex chats, no matter what
interest it is it's all the same.
You: Yeah, I agree.
You: What should we do about it?
Stranger: Hmmm... find a new site is something I've been considering, but any I can find will probably be the same as this one.
You: It sucks people are so obsessed with sex.
You: Nobody just wants to talk anymore.
Stranger: Omegle threatens to ban people but never does.
You: I mean, for instance, all I can think about right now is sucking a dragon's dick.
You: This is crazy.
Stranger: It's sickening... A true dragon fan would have more respect for them than that.
You: I know, right?
You: I'd lick the balls before stroking the shaft.
You: if I were a true fan.
Stranger: I swear, if a real dragon ever got on here they're probably die of embarrassment.
You: Yeah, because they are noble creatures of legend and lore.
You: And they have majestic cocks.
Stranger: XD Gross.
You: If you were a true fan of dragons, you'd throw yourself on their scaled peckers.
You: give them dragon head.
Stranger: Lol no.
You: making sounds like: GAK GAK GAK GAK
You: I'm just saying.
Stranger: You're getting a little too descriptive now.
You: I'm a big fan of dragons.
You: I write a lot of fan fiction.
Stranger: What sort of fan fiction...?
You: Dragon fan fiction
You: Where I'm totally hunting dragons so I can stroke their shafts.
You: wanna read some?
Stranger: No thanks.
You: I came.
You have disconnected.

Why do you like dragons?

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like dragons.
Stranger: Hello :)
You: hey
Stranger: Why do you like dragons?
You: They have large genitalia.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: troll?
You: No.
You: Jerk.
Stranger: Oh, a furry
You: What's that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anime Type Stuff

You: bickety bam
You: hey mofo
Stranger: booom
You: snap
Stranger: hi
You: crazy dawg
You: what's the deal, sizzle fist?
Stranger: come on
Stranger: im thunder fist
You: Come on, what?
You: Hi thunder fist
Stranger: hi, and who are u? stone kick?
You: I'm lightning rod!
Stranger: never heard of u
You: Oh.
You: Well, I'm new.
Stranger: you should learn more, newbie
You: Well, I don't have a teacher.
Stranger: sorry, i never accept any student
You: Well, that's ok.
You: I don't need to learn. I'm pretty skilled.
Stranger: haha, lets see what u got dude
You: Ok, watch this.
You: hitatchi
Stranger: bah!
Stranger: MITSHUBISHI!
You: Shit.
Stranger: SUZUKI!
You: that's skills.
Stranger: hahaha, learn more dude
Stranger: and give me ur best shot some other day
You: Ok.
You: Well, how about this...
You: KA-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Stranger: bwahahahaha, lil bit crazy but not good enough
You: Not good enough?
You: THEN TRY!!! POKEMON!!!
You: or something.
You: BLAMMMMMOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKL DOUBLE PLUS GOOD!!!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: learn more dude
You: I've mastered all I need.
You: I've masturbated all I need.
You: Muscle flex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sexy Webcam girl!!

Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: hello
You: hi!
Stranger: how are you currently?
You: I'm great!!
You: ASL
Stranger: yeahhhh!
Stranger: lol
You: I'm a horny 19 year old female from USA
You: What the fuck, dude.
Stranger: Lol
You: Hey, asshole, I'm trying to work here.
You: Do you want to see my cooch or not?
Stranger: I know you are trying to troll some kids, but it's not gonna work here
Stranger: and no
You: fuckin' "free web cam"
You: god damn, this job sucks.
Stranger: lol
You: I need to go work at starbucks or something.
Stranger: yeah
You: wanna "click my link"?
You: No? Didn't think so.
Stranger: you didn't send one, but definitely no
You: duh.
You: Because nobody ever clicks them.
Stranger: good
You: I'd super totally get a new job, if I wasn't in a dungeon in the Ukraine somewhere.
You: These guys totally don't speak english.
Stranger: yeah it's bad
You: I could pretty much say whatever I want on here.
You: They can't read what I type.
You: like, Igor is a faggot!
Stranger: !!!
You: Right, Igor?
You: Fucking foreigners.
You: Anyways, I'm a hot bisexual female looking for fun on webcam!!!
You: Want to play with me?
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: nope
You: It's so hot in my room, I'm going to take my clothes off!
Stranger: !!!!!
You: Seriously, get me help!!!
You: I haven't eaten in like six days.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: I'll send the fbi
You: oh...
You: yeah, I'm totally addicted to Meth... That's a bad idea.
Stranger: yes it is
You: Anyways, webcam girls!
You have disconnected.

I'm on fire.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like talking.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: hi
You: heya
Stranger: hoe are you
You: What's good?
Stranger: what
You: I don't know. What's good with you?
Stranger: nothinh
You: I AM GREAT
Stranger: oh good
You: you can tell because I'm shouting.
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm legitimately shouting at the computer.
You: Because I'm great.
Stranger: oh nice
You: and also on fire.
Stranger: ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had something really witty coming...

I think his mom was raped by a dragon...

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like dragons.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello random stranger.
Stranger: maybe not total stranger its the troll banner again
You: I don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Stranger: never mind then
You: I've just come to talk about dragons.
You: Because I love them.
You: Deeply in my heart.
Stranger: yea im dragon born its awesome
You: I had an omelette for dinner. Isn't that crazy?
Stranger: not really i have them any time of the day
You: I don't know what you mean by dragon born.
You: Is that a sexual thing?
Stranger: i mean like draconic
You: oh
Stranger: as in aura of dragon
You: I get that
You: So like a dragon raped your mom?
Stranger: no as in the dragon is my spirit guide
You: I'm sorry, sexually assaulted.
You: oh... wacko.
Stranger: dont be sorry thats a horrible thing to go through
You: Yeah, I didn't mean to be so harsh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Who's interested in poop?

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like Poop.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Het
Stranger: Asl
You: We are the only two people who like poop
Stranger: Yeah I guess
You: Nobody seems to like tonka trucks.
You: for shame.
Stranger: What?
You: Oh, that was my other interest.
You: Poop and tonka trucks.
Stranger: Oh lol
Stranger: Asl
You: I don't understand what that means
You: Asl.
Stranger: Age sex location
You: oh, like you're asking me?
Stranger: Yeah
You: I'm 55, male, Nantucket
Your conversational partner has disconnected.